Haul your bikes and dry your clothes

The recession may be over, but many of us are still struggling to maintain the quality of life we enjoyed before the crash. That's why it's important to find little ways to save on recurring bills and payments, such as using this Schwinn bike rack to dry your clothes instead of an expensive dryer. 

Traditional drying can costs tens of dollars per month in utility bills, but strapping your whites onto this capacious bike rack and driving around town on your daily errands will effect the same result at a fraction of the price! 

Of course, your clothes can pick up a bit of road soot as you dry them on your bike rack, so it's important to coat them with a nano-technology dirt-resistant shield beforehand. Those can get a bit pricey but hey, you deserve the best and you work hard and your friend Albert has it so why can't you and oh god your gym is so gross and why can't you afford a nicer one and why does it seem like things used to be so easy and now everything is so hard? 

Ahem. Anyway… 

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