Crying Wolf

Note: To be used in case of legitimate emergency only.

"I came as soon as I saw the flare! Are you OK?"

No. No I am not OK.

"What's wrong? Are you hurt?"

We're out of coffee.

"Arnie, we discussed this. Coffee is not an emergency that requires the use of a 360-degree flashing strobe light."

Says you. I'm having caffeine withdrawals.

"Why didn't you just call like a normal person?"

Because I don't want to use up my minutes. And these things will run for 200 hours on just two AAA batteries.

":::Sigh::: OK, let's go over this again, shall we? Things that necessitate the use of a flare: Stranded on a desert island. Lost in a cave. Pinned beneath an upturned vehicle. Things that do not necessitate the use of a light that is visible for more than 2 miles on the ground or 10 miles from the air: Running out of coffee. One-ply toilet paper. A spider crawling across the ceiling."

To be fair, it was a really big spider.

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Be prepared for an emergency with SafeFlare. This flashing strobe light offers 9 bright LEDs and is omnidirectional.  It is designed to be hand held or mounted on a metal surface like a vehicle.  Its unique design allows it to float with its light above the water.  This handy little device is ideal for glove boxes, boats or RVs.  Runs up to 200 hours on 2 "AAA" batteries.

  • 360 degrees flashing strobe light
  • Visible for more than 2 miles on the ground or 10 miles from the air (nighttime) / 1000 feet (daytime)
  • 9 LEDs
  • Magnetic bottom can be mounted to any metal surface
  • Floats with light above waterline
  • Twists On and Off
  • Runs up to 200 hours per set of batteries
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries
  • Includes (2) Lights

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day SafeFlare


Battery 2 - Alkaline AAA batteries
Operating & Storage Temps -50 degrees F to 248 degrees F
Light Emission Omni-Directional (360 degrees) strobe light
Light Output From light plug Red LEDs = 225,000 MC (9) sorted LEDs at 25,000MC
Visibility Range

Night time >2 miles horizontally; >10 miles from the air

Day time >1,000ft horizontally

Hazmat Hermetically sealed and intrinsically safe

Contains no hazardous chemicals

Resistant to most chemicals

No acid compositions

Switch Type Twist on/off
Flash Pattern Flashing Strobe

In the box:

(2) SafeFlare SF-777 Emergency Lights

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