The Trollenberg Terror

This massager might help take away the stress that causes that monster of a headache. Or vice versa. Sometimes your monster needs to relax.

Hello, I'm a Crawling  Eye. I know, I know, first thing you're thinking: wasn't that guy in 1950s horror movies? How does he look so good? Well, I credit my youth to two things. One is the best Optometrist in the biz, and the other? The Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager.

To be fair, as a Crawling Eye, my life cycle is a bit different from you mere humans. For one, I'm an eye from another planet, so I don't really hold stress in my muscles the same way that, you know, people do. But I've been told that people sometimes get pressure around the temple area. This Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager mimics the touch of a professional masseuse and helps shatter tension, the way my deadly laser beams shatter the tanks of the nations that try to stop my reign.

And never you mind how a creature with no temple uses the Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager! Didn't your parents teach you to never question a Crawling Eye? Sheesh! Next you'll be asking questions about how I evolved to shoot lasers and my reasons for wanting to conquer the world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY LIVING EYES LIKE ME HAVE SO MUCH STRESS

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Features


  • Precisely positioned double layered airbags knead the head at vital acupressure points to provide soothing relief for headaches, stiff neck and fatigue. Customize your massage experience and feel your tension disappear
  • Massage nodes are dedicated to the temple area and closely mimic the touch and feel of a professional masseuse. The temple area is an important area to focus on when relieving tension and headaches and these nodes were designed to provide precise comfort
  • An adjustment knob allows you to easily customize the massager to fit your head. It will fit almost anyone
  • Inspired by popular Chinese Acupuncture, the high-frequency magnetic fields stimulate the pressure points to encourage vigor and mental clarity
  • Add heat to your massage session and further immerse yourself in the ultimate massage experience. The infrared heat compression technology stimulates blood flow and soothes neck stiffness and tension
  • Use the included earphones and let the gentle nature sounds and music help you to relax, reduce stress, sleep better and uplift your mood.  Sound selections include; Flowing Waters, Beach Waves, An Evening with Crickets, Drops of Water, Piano Melody, Relaxing Xylophone, Tranquil Gardens and Morning Birds
  • Optimize your massage experience with four different vibration modes. Vibration provides relief to eye and muscle strain by enhancing the flexibility of your muscles—leaving you relaxed
  • Not only can stress make someone irritable, it can cause headaches, acne, stiff muscles and is linked to weak immune systems, heart and stomach issues. Take control of your stress and relax
  • Bring your massager anywhere you want to enjoy a relaxing experience. Convenient eye sockets allow you to see what is happening around you. Use four AA batteries (not included) or the included adapter for power. Batteries will last up to three hours
  • Manual

It is recommended that you do not use this product if you experience any of the following medical conditions:

  • Have any eye ailment or injury
  • Have a head injury
  • Have suffered burn injuries on or around the areas of the head
  • Have skin, ear, nose or mouth disease
  • Have abnormal blood pressure
  • Have an electronic medical device in your body, such as a pacemaker
  • Have had a metal plate surgically placed in your body

 

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Pure Therapy

Specs

Specifications:
Timer: 5 - 15 minutes
Adjustable Vibration: Yes
Vibration Frequency: 3500 - 4500 rpm
Adjustable Air Pressure: Yes
Air Pressure: 5 hpa - 400 hpa
Adjustable Heat: Yes
Heating: 86 - 104 degrees Fahrenheit
Input Voltage: AC 100 - 240V, 50-60Hz
Operation Current: 800 mA
Leakage Current: <30 uA
Power Consumption: 6W
Battery Operable: Yes, (4) AA (not included)
Battery Life: 3 hours continuous
2.5 weeks average daily use
Dimensions (Massager): 9" x 11" x 9.5"
Dimensions (Controller): 5.5" x 2.5" x 1.5"
Weight: 1.9 lbs

 

In the box:
  • Pure Therapy PT200 Head and Eye Massager
  • Integrated Remote Control
  • Earphones
  • Power Adapter
  • User Manual

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Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager
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