Bubbling Bad

Mild-Mannered Chemistry Teacher Turned Root Beer Brewer

"I've got cancer. I'm going to die. I need to make sure my wife and children are financially secure, and my meager earnings as a high school Chemistry teacher won't do."

"I'm one of your failed students who's become a low-level root beer dealer on the mean streets of a tiny Southwestern town. I'll help you. B----."

"Using my MR. ROOTBEER Homemade Root Beer Kit and my special chemistry knowledge, I've developed a product that's 99% pure. I must be the first person to do this!"

"Wouldn't the Mexican root beer cartels have the time, money, and resources to do this already? Isn't this sort of solving a problem that doesn't exist? It's an inelastic demand; addicts buy the product no matter what, and if we make a worse product they just buy more to get their fix."

"Yeah, but this way we can lure in viewers who relate to "artisan" and "craft" stuff.

"Okay. B----."

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Features

 Root Beer Mix:
  • This basic recipes includes one bottle of root beer mix and dry yeast, two packets of flavor crystals and two packets of OneStep sanitizing cleanser.  
  • MR. ROOTBEER mixes are designed specifically to be carbonated in the bottle.
  • Due to this carbonation process your root beer contains trace amounts of alcohol (about 1% ABW).

 Reusable Plastic Bottles with Caps and Gaskets:

  • Each MR. ROOTBEER Kit includes four reusable, amber, liter-sized PET (Polyethylene Terephthalate) beer bottles.
  • PET plastic is FDA approved for food and beverage. Each kit also contains four reusable plastic screw caps w/pressure relief gasket.
  • These caps are designed to release excessive bottle pressures as a safety measure.

 Bottle Labels:

  • Four self-adhesive stickers provided to apply a MR. ROOTBEER label to your bottles.

 Plastic Funnel:

  • Use this plastic funnel to help transfer your root beer into bottles.

 Making Root Beer – Fun Guide:

  • This fun, informative guide contains complete 5-step instructions, science projects, and lots of root beer facts.
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

In the Box:

(1) Catalina Products MR. ROOTBEER Homemade Root Beer Kit includes:

  • (1) Bottle Root Beer Extract
  • (2) Packets Flavor Crystals
  • (1) Packet Root Beer Yeast
  • (1) Packet No-Rinse Cleanser
  • (4) Plastic 1-liter Bottles (PET)
  • (4) Bottle Caps and Gaskets
  • (1) Plastic Funnel
  • (4) Root Beer Bottle Labels
  • (1) Easy to follow Instructions/Fun Guide

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  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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MR. ROOTBEER Homemade Root Beer Kit
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