Apples to Apples

I'm like a modern-day Joan of Arc, for Starbucks.

Listen, you are a good friend and I trust you, but know this: My computer isn't a Mac at all. I've disguised a Lenovo ThinkPad Edge to look like a Mac, so I can hang out and work on my screenplay at Starbucks all day just like everybody else. Shhhhh…keep your voice down. There's a barista right behind you.

I suppose I am a bit like Joan of Arc. Or Mulan, if that's more your style.

You see, I didn't want to blow a bunch of money on that name brand when I could get similar performance for a fraction of the price. Don't believe me? How's a dual-core processor, 2GB of RAM, and 320GB of hard drive space tickle your fancy? OK, so it's not exactly top of the line, but it gets the job done. All I had to do was add a faux-aluminum casing, an iconic logo, and BINGO: I'm in.

Of course, all this subterfuge comes at a terrible personal cost. Do you know what it's like living beneath the pressure of a constant lie? At any moment my cover could get blown and I'd be cast out of this and every coffee shop in the city: A pariah. So please, don't tell a soul.

Want a cake pop while I'm up?

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  • Get reliable performance from the AMD Turion II P560 dual-core processor
  • The LED-backlit display and 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
  • 2GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB
  • Large capacity SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
  • Supermulti DVD±RW drive – watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
  • Windows® 7 makes the things you do every day easier and with Office Starter 2010, experience new ways to deliver your best work! Buy Microsoft® Office 2010 to activate a full-featured Office suite preloaded on this PC
  • Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection

The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.

Warranty: 1 Year Lenovo


Processor: AMD Turion II P560 (2.5GHz)
Processor Core: Dual-Core
Screen Size: 14" or 15.6"
Aspect Ratio: 16:9
Resolution: 1366 x 768
Display Type: LED-backlit HD Display
Graphics: Radeon HD 4250 (Up to 256MB)
Memory: 2GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB)
Hard Drive: 14" >> 320GB SATA (7200rpm)
15.6" >> 250GB SATA (5400rpm)
Optical Drive: Supermulti DVD± RW
Network: Gigabit LAN
Wireless: 802.11b/g/n
Card Reader: 7-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader (SD, SDHC, MS, MS-Pro, MMC, xD)
Battery: 6-Cell Lithium-Ion
Webcam: 2.0MP Low Light Sensitive
Keyboard: 6-Row, Spill-Resistant
Pointing Device: UltraNav 2 Button Touchpad with TrackPoint
I/O Ports:
eSATA+USB 2.0: 1
USB 2.0: 3
VGA: 1
RJ-45: 1
34mm Express Card Slot: 1
Headphone/Mic Combo: 1
Operating System:
14" >> Genuine Windows 7 Professional 64-bit
15.6" >> Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
14" >> 13.54"(W) x 1.29"(H) x 9.17"(D)
15.6" >> 15"(W) x 1.5"(H) x 9.75"(D)
14" >> 4.72 lbs
15.6" >> 5.67 lbs


In the box:

  • Lenovo ThinkPad Edge Dual-Core Laptop (Choose Size)
  • 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
  • AC Adapter

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  • 16% ≥ 25 woots

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  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

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