The more lumens, the better.

The 175 lumens in the LED Lenser P7 175 Lumen Flashlight is a lot of lumens. It got us thinking, what if there was a small town somewhere where 175 people lived, and they were all named Lumen?

Hey Lumen.

"Ah, hi Lumen."

How's it going?

"Not bad. Just got back from seeing Lumen's concert."

Oh, how was it?

"Good. He played Lumen's 6th."

Nice! I saw Lumen play that last year.

"Really? Lumen?"

No, not Lumen. Lumen.

"Oh, gotcha. He actually opened for him."

No way! Lumen's a huge fan. I should've told him.

"He already knew. He actually joined us."

He did? Who else went?

"Lumen, Lumen, Lumen, and, um, Lumen."

Oh, Lumen also went?

"Yeah, we practically had to drag him out of the house, but I think he enjoyed himself. What did you do all day?"

Ah, you know. Ran some errands. Got some bread from Lumen's--

"Lumen's!? He makes the best."

Indeed. Anyway, then went home, had dinner with the family, watched a couple episodes of Lumen and then came over here.

"Did you see that episode yet where Lumen meets Lumen, and they go on the road trip together."

No, not yet. Today we saw the boat episode, though.

"Oh! Yes! Of course. Where Lumen accidentally takes Lumen's boat!"

Ah, Lumen.

"Well, whadduya say we grab a drink. I was thinking of going to Lumen's."

Really? I was just there. How about Bar Lumen.

"Okay, fair enough. It'll be good to say hi to Lumen."

Yeah, great guy.

On second thought, we'll leave lumens to flashlights.

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