Science has never proven ESP, but ESE tests show certain people's rating is off the charts! If you're a  ESEer, grab one of these machines to harness your skills.

Bigfoot. The Bermuda Triangle. The Loch Ness Monster. Just a few creatures you'll never see waiting in line for an espresso. What is it about this magical liquid that gives it the power to scare away nearly all paranormal creatures?

Scientists today think they've unlocked the secret. This Krups Pump Espresso, with a design that may have been inspired by time-travelers who visited Ancient Egypt, carries the ability to make great coffee drinks. But, in addition, the Krups Pump Espresso also carries a secret in a hidden chamber ... the ability to access a pre-portioned E.S.E. pod at any time.

At important research colleges worldwide, future Folklore majors taking their mandatory science credits have discovered the power of ESEers. Drawing from the power inside the bean, ESEers pull forth delicious coffee drinks AND some sort of astral pheromone that keeps away werewolves, vampires, skunk apes and blink dogs. Who would have expected? The Ancient Egyptians, that's who!

This Krups Pump Espresso isn't just a way to make delicious coffee drinks. It's a way to keep yourself safe from psychic warriors and Philadelphia Experiments alike. Don't take the risk, unlock the power within you ... before that scary crystal skull appears.

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