What do you do with 160 batteries? We have some ideas. They're all bad ideas.

- use them as batteryng rams for tiny gates & doors

- put them next to your friend's salt shaker and charge them with 'a salt & batteries'

- power as many flashlights as you can, turn them on, and bury them

- melt them all down into a glass and offer it to a supervillain

- roll them down a hill and see which one wins the race

- throw them into the ocean in case a shark needs to power a pager

- power 30 stereos that only play smooth jazz, put stereos in a boat and watch it sail away

- build a statue of one big battery

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