Earn Your Keep
I've read enough fairy tales to know they're out there, missy, and they'll pay top dollar to get their hands on your tears and tiny curls for their spells. Well, not dollars, really. I think they do silver pieces. Whichever. The point is you can either give me something adorable to post to YouTube, or you're going off with the first caravan of wagons that comes by.
Don't get me wrong, kid. We don't want to do it. But formula costs money. Diapers cost money. Those little scrunchy headbands your mother INSISTS on putting on your head all the time cost money. And that fancy water birth with the candles and the new age music? That stuff wasn't cheap, either. In fact, we've already made a considerable investment in you as it is. All I'm asking is that you give a little back.
I can tell by your confused look and the flailing that you don't understand. It's simple, really. I'm going to hover over you with this JVC Everio HD Camcorder and YOU are going to do something other than sleep, cry, or lying there like a lump of wiggly meat like you've been doing. I don't care what it is you do, either. You can cackle madly or be afraid of your own farts, whatever you want! The Internet is fickle, though, so try to be unique about it, okay? I know you've only been around for like a month now, but I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you can...
No, no, don't go to sleep! Sigh. Fine. You just keep resting there like you have for a total of about fifteen hours today. I'll just look up the silver to dollar exchange rate here on my smartphone. Don't mind me.
Features
- Wherever you point the camcorder, it instantaneously analyzes faces, brightness, color and distance, to automatically select the best settings for the scene
- 2.7” LCD, Konica Minolta HD Lens, 40x optical zoom, Advanced Image Stabilizer, up-convert for 1920x1080p output, and Intelligent AUTO for best picture quality, whatever the scene
- SDXC card slot and high-quality HD video ideal for Web sharing on YouTube™ and Facebook
- Advanced Image Stabilizer (A.I.S.) expands the effective area at wide angle to deliver powerful compensation for camera shake
- Time-Lapse REC records one frame at a time at set intervals (1sec – 80sec) so you can watch movement that’s hours long in just a few seconds when played back
- When a subject enters the camcorder’s detecting area and the luminance changes, recording starts automatically and automatically stops after 5 seconds of no movement
- Easy Archiving & Sharing with Everio MediaBrowser 3
- The newly designed 2-Way Grip Belt works as a standard grip belt or a convenient wrist strap. You can choose which way to best match your shooting style or carrying preference
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day JVC
Specs
Optics: | |
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Sensor: | 1.5 Megapixel 1/5.8" CMOS |
Lens: |
KONICA MINOLTA HD f/1.8 |
Zoom: |
Optical: 40x Dynamic: 70x Digital: 200x |
Recording: | |
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System: | NTSC |
Recording Media: | SD/SDHC/SDXC |
Video Format: |
MPEG AVC/H.264 1280 x 720 |
Display: | |
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Type: | LCD |
Screen Size: | 2.7" |
Resolution: | 230k pixel |
Touchscreen: | No |
Features: | |
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Built-in Mic: | Yes |
Built-in Speaker: | Yes |
Tripod Mount: | 1/4" |
Connectors: | |
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Output: |
(1) miniUSB 2.0 (1) HDMI C (Mini) |
value: | key |
Physical: | |
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Battery: | Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery Pack |
Dimensions: | 2.06"(W) x 2.19"(H) x 4.69"(D) |
Weight: | 0.48 lbs |
In the box:
- JVC GZ-HM30AUS Everio Camcorder
- Li-Ion Battery Pack
- USB Cable
- AV Cable
- AC Adapter
- 2-Way Grip Belt
- Everio MediaBrowser 3 Bundled Software
Specs
Optics: | |
---|---|
Sensor: | 1.5 Megapixel 1/5.8" CMOS |
Lens: |
KONICA MINOLTA HD f/1.8 |
Zoom: |
Optical: 40x Dynamic: 70x Digital: 200x |
Recording: | |
---|---|
System: | NTSC |
Recording Media: | SD/SDHC/SDXC |
Video Format: |
MPEG AVC/H.264 1280 x 720 |
Display: | |
---|---|
Type: | LCD |
Screen Size: | 2.7" |
Resolution: | 230k pixel |
Touchscreen: | No |
Features: | |
---|---|
Built-in Mic: | Yes |
Built-in Speaker: | Yes |
Tripod Mount: | 1/4" |
Connectors: | |
---|---|
Output: |
(1) miniUSB 2.0 (1) HDMI C (Mini) |
value: | key |
Physical: | |
---|---|
Battery: | Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery Pack |
Dimensions: | 2.06"(W) x 2.19"(H) x 4.69"(D) |
Weight: | 0.48 lbs |
In the box:
- JVC GZ-HM30AUS Everio Camcorder
- Li-Ion Battery Pack
- USB Cable
- AV Cable
- AC Adapter
- 2-Way Grip Belt
- Everio MediaBrowser 3 Bundled Software
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- 5m 31.998s
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