HP Pavilion 15-g029wm 15.6" Notebook, AMD A4-5000 Quad-Core, 4GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win8.1 - Black Licorice

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Hi Brabara,

I wanted to talk to discuss a series of incidents that have occurred recently here in the workplace. This is a delicate issue and it’s difficult for me to talk about it, but I don’t think I can stay silent any longer.

Thanks,

HP

 

Hi HP,

Just got your email. Remember, as your HR representative, I’m here to help. Please keep in mind anything you tell me - either via email or in person - is completely confidential. What are the details of these incidents?

Best,

Brabara

 

Hi Brabara,

On 4/13 of this year, Storphemie Domerset slid her index finger across me in a manner that was unsolicited and unwelcome. This happened again with Storphemie on 4/14 and 4/15.

I’m sad to say Storphemie wasn’t the only person who touched me. Demp Orls, Adadam Bupdike and Glance Meeks have also swiped, poked, and otherwise handled me inappropriately. This seems to be happening with increased frequency and I am deeply troubled. I want to command the respect of these individuals, but it seems impossible. All they do is come to me asking, asking, asking, and then they start up with the touching and touching and touching. THE RELENTLESS DRAGGING OF FINGERS ACROSS MY BODY.

What can I do, Brabara?

-HP

 

Hi HP,

What did you say the “HP" stands for in your name?

-Brabara

 

Hi Brabara,

The HP stands for Hewlett Packard.

-HP

 

HP,

So you’re some kind of computing device?

-Brabara

 

Hi Brabara,

Yes, I am a laptop.

-HP

 

HP,

You silly little pumpkin. The “H” in “HR” stands for “human.” As in “human resources.” Now quit shirkin’ and get back to work!

-Brabara

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  • Get reliable performance from the AMD A4-5000 quad-core processor
  • 15.6" HD BrightView LED-backlit display with 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
  • 4GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power
  • 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
  • USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
  • Enhanced viewing with the integrated Radeon HD 8330 graphics
  • SuperMulti DVD burner - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
  • Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
  • Windows® 8.1 makes the things you do every day easier

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Warranty: 90 Day HP

Specs

Specifications:
Processor: AMD A4-5000 1.5GHz Accelerated Processor
2MB L2 Cache
Processor Core: Quad-Core
Screen Size: 15.6"
Aspect Ratio: 16:9
Resolution: 1366 x 768
Display Type: HD BrightView LED-backlit
Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 8330
Memory: 4GB DDR3L SDRAM (1 DIMM)
Hard Drive SATA 500GB 5400rpm
Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD burner
Network: 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN
Wireless: 1x1 802.11b/g/n WLAN
Card Reader: Multi-format digital media card reader for SD cards
Battery: 3-Cell Lithium-Ion
Speakers: Stereo
Sound: Integrated HD Audio
Webcam: HP TrueVision HD
Microphone: Integrated Digital
Keyboard: Full-size island-style keyboard with numeric keypad
Pointing Device: Touchpad supporting multi-touch gestures without on/off button
I/O Ports:
HDMI: 1
USB 3.0: 1
USB 2.0: 2
RJ-45: 1
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1
Operating System:
Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit)
Power:
45W AC Adapter
3-cell 31WHr 2.8Ah lithium-ion polymer battery
Dimensions:
14.88"(W) x 1.00"(H) x 10.20"(D)
Weight:
4.83 lbs

 

In the box:

  • HP Pavilion 15-g029wm 15.6" Notebook, AMD A4-5000 Quad-Core, 4GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win8.1 - Black Licorice
  • 3-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
  • AC Adapter

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