HP ENVY 700-216 Desktop, AMD A10-6700, 12GB DDR3, 2TB HDD, USB 3.0, Radeon HD 8670D, 802.11n, Bluetooth 4.0, Win 8.1

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A Woot Classic Moment

We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.

You jWIN Some, You jLOSE Some (October 2006): Dr. Lindare peered into Patient X’s room in wonderment. So it was true: The hospital’s most intriguing anonymous patient, found unconscious in 1975 and comatose ever since, had awakened. The heavy-set man with the bulldog face was currently gumming applesauce from a plastic spoon. Any major emotional shock could put Patient X at serious risk of relapse, so hospital staff had been careful not to tell him what year it was. When he began talking about someone named “Tony Pro” and became visibly agitated, a nurse would deftly inject a syringe full of sedatives to calm the man. Dr. Lindare thought the time was right for Patient X to take his first halting steps toward awareness of the world outside. He took a deep breath, looked at the jWIN JX-H77 AM/FM Radio Sports Headphones in his hand, and stepped into the room.

“Good morning,” Lindare gently greeted Patient X. “You’ve had quite a rest.”

“It’s nothing compared to the big sleep Tony Pro’s gonna get once I get out of here,” Patient X scoffed. “Speaking of which, Doc, when am I free to go? My locals ain’t gonna run themselves.”

Lindare smiled indulgently. Clearly, the man was still confused, talking gibberish. “Soon enough, soon enough. But first, tell me: do you know what this is?” He handed Patient X the jWIN JX-H77 AM/FM Radio Sports Headphones. The man looked them over briefly, puzzled.

“Hmmm. I guess they look like some kinda headphones, like you’d plug into a stereo or something,” Patient X replied. “These parts go in your ears, right? But somebody went and cut the plug offa them.”

“What if I told you,” the doctor asked, “that these headphones actually had an AM/FM radio built into them? That you didn’t need to plug them into anything to receive radio transmissions, and that you could control the volume and the station with these knobs here? What would you think of that?”

“You serious, Doc?” Patient X said. “Like a transistor radio, but headphone-shaped?”

Dr. Lindare nodded. “That’s right. And what if I told you you could buy not one, but two pairs of these radio headphones for just seven bucks, plus five bucks shipping?”

After a pause, Patient X’s face relaxed into a smile. “I’d say you’re pulling my leg, Doc. That’s like something outta The Jetsons. Gimme a little credit here – I may have been out cold for a while, but I ain’t dumb.”

In response, Lindare put on the headphones himself, tuned them to a hip-hop station, and handed them to Patient X. “Try them yourself. Go on, put them on. They won’t hurt you.”

Thinking back later, Dr. Lindare couldn’t be sure if it was the phat, thumping beats or the shock of the futuristic headphones themselves that had done Patient X in. He signed the order consigning the unfortunate man’s body to the research program and wondered briefly if Patient X had any family or friends, if anybody out there was looking for him. But that thought was soon gone, replaced by musings on the golf game Lindare had planned for the coming weekend.

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  • Get reliable performance from the AMD A10-6700 quad-core processor
  • 12GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power, expandable to 32GB
  • 2TB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
  • USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
  • Enhanced viewing with the integrated Radeon HD 8670D graphics
  • SuperMulti DVD±RW drive – watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
  • The front-panel multimedia card reader makes it easy to transfer photos, music, and other files to and from your digital camera and other peripheral devices
  • Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
  • Easily link with other Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as a mobile phone or MP3s players
  • Windows® 8.1 makes the things you do every day easier

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Warranty: 90 Day HP

Specs

Specifications:
Processor: AMD A10-6700 (3.7GHz) Up to 4.3GHz Turbo
Processor Core: Quad-Core
Memory: 12GB DDR3 (PC3-12800)
Max Memory: 32GB
Memory Slots: 4
Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 8670D
Hard Drive: 2TB SATA (7200rpm)
Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD±RW
Audio Codec: Integrated IDT 92HD73E
Sound: Built-in 7.1-Channel Audio
Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless: 802.11b/g/n
Bluetooth: v4.0
Top Panel:
(2) USB 3.0
(1) Headphones
(1) Microphone
Front Panel:
Multimedia Card Reader: (SD, miniSD, MS, MS Pro, MSD, MSPD, CFI, CFII, MS, SM)
(4) USB 2.0
Rear Panel:
(1) DVI-D
(1) VGA
(2) USB 3.0
(4) USB 2.0
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Digital Audio Out (S/PDIF)
(1) Audio: Line-in
(1) Audio: Line-out
(1) Audio: Center/Subwoofer
(1) Audio: Rear Speaker out
(1) Audio: Side Speaker out
(1) Microphone
Expansion Slots & Bays:
(3) PCI Express x1 slots (available)
(1) PCI Express x16 slot (available)
(1) Minicard (occupied)
(2) 5.25" Drive Bay (1 occupied)
(3) 3.5" Drive Bay (1 occupied)
Operating System:
Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit)
Power Supply:
300W Max
Dimensions:
16.7"(L) x 6.8"(W) x 16.2"(H)
Weight:
21.61 lbs

 

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  • HP ENVY 700-216 Desktop
  • HP Wireless Keyboard
  • HP Wireless Mouse
  • Dongle for Keyboard and Mouse
  • Power Cord

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