This HP laptop is the only possibly solution to the Mid-East crisis.

So you've taken it upon yourself to address the mounting military-diplomatic crisis building in the Middle East. Good for you. Somebody had to step up and tackle this thing single-handedly, and we can think of no better candidate than you, intrepid Wooter. If you're going to do this thing - if you're REALLY going to solve this half-century-long conflict once and for all - you better have a computer that's up to the task.

To say that the bubbling conflict it complex would be an understatement. Luckily, this HP's AMD quad-core processor can handle billions of operations in the time it takes for you to read this sentence. And, while it can be almost impossible to keep all the region's interdependencies in your mind at once, but your new HP's GB of RAM will shoulder the task with ease.

We're not saying that this 17.3" HP laptop will solve this major geopolitical crisis on its own. But it will facilitate your own diplomatic genius to bring about lasting peace in the region. You could say that this computer is like a quad-core Camp David, except effective.

How is a computer going to solve this enormous problem? You know, through spreadsheets and maps and whatnot.

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