Hisense E270BSA Sero 7 LT Dual-Core Tablet with Wi-Fi

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Prepare for an exercise in comedic switcharoo 

Enjoy this Hisense 7" tablet while it's still small and cute, because it will grow up into a six-foot adult tablet before you know it, and you'll wished you had cherished those early moments. 

Sure, you'll be longing for the days that this baby tablet can take care of itself when you're changing tablet diapers and getting woken up in the middle of the night by the tablet monitor, but as soon as that time comes you'll be thinking back fondly on the early days. Don't let those important months and years slip by unappreciated! 

Because, you see, what we're doing here is replacing the usual advice given to a new parent of a child and applying to the new owner of a Hisense tablet. Along with this parallel come some logical absurdities, such as the notion of a "tablet diaper," but these paradoxes can act to heighten the comedic effect. 

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The perfect new addition
The Sero 7 LT couldn't just be another me-too player rounding out an ever growing tablet category - it needed to be feature-packed and uniquely comprehensive whether it be for a first time tablet owner, a budget conscious consumer or last minute gift shopper.

Portable 7" Tablet
The LT had to have more memory then your grandmother on Ginkoba, more ports than a naval shipyard, run Android 4.1 Jelly Bean and be Google certified, all while being shown on a perfectly sized 7" High Definition touch screen - this is why it will dominate in a crowded field of me-too offerings and mediocrity.

Built-in Apps
The Sero 7 was built for putting all the entertainment you love right in your hand, coming pre-loaded with great apps like Pandora, Vudu HD Movies & TV, and Facebook, among many others. With Google Play, you get the world's largest collection of eBooks, millions of songs, thousands of movies and TV shows, and the latest magazines - plus over 700,000 apps and games.

Capture Memories
The Sero 7 LT comes equipped with a front facing camera that makes taking self portraits super fun and easy to share with friends and loved ones. The front facing camera is also perfect for video webchatting so you can keep in better touch with the people you care about.

Candy ain’t just for kids anymore
Get the best of Google with the Jelly Bean 4.1, the latest version of Android. Comes with all your favorite Google Apps - like the latest version of Google Voice Search, Gmail, Chrome, Google+ and YouTube - putting the best of Google in the palm of your hand.

microSD Expandable
Get the most out of your Sero 7 LT by adding up to 32GB of expandable storage via the microSD slot.

Dual-Core Processor
Multi-tasking never felt better. Watch movies, surf the web or play games with absolute ease thanks to the LT’s built-in Dual-Core processor.

Smart TV Remote
Have the power to control your Wi-Fi connected Hisense Smart TV with the pre-loaded Smart Remote app on the Sero 7 LT.


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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


Operating System: Android 4.1 Jelly Bean (upgradeable to 4.3 Jelly Bean)
Display: 7" 5-Point Multi-Touch
Resolution: 1024 x 600
Processor: 1.6GHz Dual-Core
Storage: Internal: 4GB
External: microSDHC (Up to 32GB)
Wireless: 802.11b/g/n
Connectivity: mini HDMI
3.5mm Headphone Jack
Camera: Front-facing 0.3MP
Battery: Lithium-Ion 3400 mAh
Battery Life: Up to 4 hours HD Video Playing with default brightness/volume
Software & Apps: Pandora Internet Music, Facebook apps
Google Play (for applications)
Media Formats: Popular media formats
Dimensions: 7.87"(H) x 4.8"(W) x 0.41"(D)
Weight: 11.6 oz


In the box:

  • Hisense E270BSA Sero 7 LT Dual-Core Tablet with Wi-Fi
  • USB Cable
  • Charger

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