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- We're here by the sixth hole of the '80s Vice Invitational waiting on our next golfer. I'm Carl Bowles ..
-And I'm Clubby Plaidmore! And I've GOT to say it, Carl, we've seen some of the GREATEST hairstyles in golf today! Wow! If I were a cynic, I'd say it was performance-enhancing substances!
- No way, Clubby, that's cycling! I'm pretty certain, today's feats are a result of training, heart, and good equipment.
- Oh, oh, here she comes, it's the eighth best player in the country, Shannon "Kitten" Wigglebottom.
- Despite her tragic family name, Shannon's actually a very serious player!
-It's true, Carl, and you know who I blame? All those lazy punchcard types on Ellis Island back in the 1920s. Why, Duke Sabian Vigg-Le Vuttun was well known to our grandparents as the hero of Prussia! Why would those jerks have to ruin it just so they could leave at five?
- We're going to have to be a little quiet here, Clubby, Shannon's about to line up her shot.
- Six iron? Four iron?
- More like a GHD 2 inch Professional Iron! She's setting that hair super high! Good Heavens!
- Why, she's not playing offensively at all! She's teasing herself into a hazard! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the start of a new ear! Shannon Wigglesbottom has just invented ... defensive golf!
- That woman's a genius! No wonder she handles her own sponsorship contracts!
- Pretty soon everyone's going to be wanting a GHD 2 inch Professional Iron, Carl.
- Wait, I lost track. Am I Carl? Or Clubby?
- Is there really a difference, my friend? Is there really a difference?
Features
- Rounded barrel creates waves, curls, and silky sexy straight styles
- Infrared heat protects your hair with negative ions, sealing in its natural oils and moisture
- Floating plate technology ensures smoothness and flexibility
- Wide 2" plates great for long or thick hair
- Advanced control circuitry maintains optimum temperature while styling
- Built-in microprocessor for fast heat conduction
- Thermal fuse safety feature prevents the iron from overheating
- 9-foot swivel cord prevents tangling
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year GHD
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In the box:
- GHD 46638 2" Professional Hair Iron
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In the box:
- GHD 46638 2" Professional Hair Iron
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 53.775s
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