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No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?

Our buying staff is normally busier than a bunch of beavers at a damming project, and they glare at anyone who tries to take their picture. But we stuffed them into Forever Lazy suits, and see what happened? Warmth and love, baby. Warmth and love.

Hey, see that cutie in the front? You know, the one with the finger on his mouth? That's Matt. Matt came to us from the world of professional gambling. When he arrived, Matt had a nervous twitch in his left thigh. The doctor said it was caused by the stress of not knowing if the next card was a two or an ace. Twenty minutes in the Forever Lazy? Matt's vamping it up for the camera!

Or what about the lovely Babette, with her hands on her knees? Babette was raised by feral pigs on a small farm just outside of Arkansas. Everyone around the office knew her as the shyest of the shy. But the moment she pulled up that two-way zipper and saw the ultra-soft fleece in the mirror, Babette started grinning like a showgirl! A warm, adjustable-drawstring hood-wearing showgirl! And today she's one of the top wearable blanket models in the state of Oklahoma. It only took her about three days because the market wasn't really saturated or anything.

But that's not all! Dead center, in the glasses, is Cassandra, paralyzed with warmth. She later admitted she was so comfortable that she fell asleep STANDING UP WITH HER EYES OPEN! And behind her, Lionel and Brian battle for the hand of the other Brian over there on the right! It was a good fight, but there was no clear winner, so they finally all decided to just see other people and simply remain good friends. The sort of good friends who know that full body lazy wear always tends to run large.

If the Forever Lazy can bring this much joy to a bitter group of buyers, imagine what it can do for you!

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Features

  • The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
  • Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
  • 2-way zipper
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
  • Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
  • This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
  • Sizes run large
  • 100% polyester

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Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Days Forever Lazy

Specs

Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size)
Size Height Weight in Pounds
XS/S
  • 5'0" - 5'7"
  • 105-150
M
  • 5'2" - 5'4"
  • 5'6" - 5'7"
  • 5'8 "
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10" - 5'11"
  • 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 155-170
  • 150-210
  • 110-210
  • 110-200
  • 110-195
  • 110-190
  • 110-185
L/XL
  • 5'7" - 5'8"
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10"- 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 6'1"- 6'5"
  • 215-260
  • 205-260
  • 195-260
  • 180-260
  • 155-260
Specifications
Fabric: 100% Polyester
Care:
  • Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach when Needed
  • Tumble Dry Low
  • Cool Iron if Needed
Made in: China

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

  • (1) Forever Lazy
  • (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 5.447s
First Sucker:
thesillybanana
Last Wooter to Woot:
v1ru5

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 27% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 36% bought 1
  • 33% bought 2
  • 31% bought 3 or more

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Forever Lazy
$3.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$3.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.