Perfect for reading on the porch. Maybe not so good for watching your Road House dvd in bed.

My name is Galmirpleal. I am a forest spirit. I inhabit the glorious forests made of Fir that- no. No, I do NOT use arrows to steer giant orcs into castle walls. That's the sort of things they do in action movies. Real forest spirits sit quietly and read great works of literature in comfortable outdoor chairs.

That's not to say I, a delicate forest spirit, would ever judge anyone for what they chose to enjoy. Far from it! I know of many lords of mountain halls beneath the earth who would take a wooden chair and a six pack and spend all day playing Warhammer by the pool. It's not my thing, but I would NEVER judge them! They have their thing, and I have mine.

It's just that mine is far superior and the best possible use of an easy-to-handle, easy-to-store, easy-to-assemble, naturally finished chair. But what do I know? I'm just a naturally superiour forest spirit who- no, it IS spelled that way. Well, I don't CARE what the rest of the world does! If the whole world tried to run across a collapsing stone bridge while shooting arrows at an evil troll-bat, would that make it okay?

WHAT? Huff. I don't even know how to talk to you mortals any more.

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