Always Be Bluffing
"Your bet, Ari."
"WELLLLL. I'LL SEE YOU, AND RAISE YOU FIIIIIVE. OH HAHAHAHAHA."
"OK. I'll see that."
"I'm out."
"I'll see Ari's five."
"All right, show your cards."
"A FULL HOUSE. HEE HEE HEE HEE!"
"That beats my three kings. Hey, Ari, why are you talking like that? And why do you look like that?"
"IT'S -- HEEE HEEE -- MY POKER FACE."
"This look of manic glee?"
"YES. IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO MAINTAIN THAN STOICISM."
"Well it's very off-putting."
"OHHHHHHHH? IS IT????"
"Yes. Why do you need to act like that?"
"METHOD ACTING. HAHAHAHAHA."
"Are you going to keep this up all night?"
"NOT IF I STROKE OUT. HEE HEE!"
Features
- Deluxe inlaid wooden case with metal hinges and clasp
- Includes 2 decks of standard playing cards and 5 dice
- 200 professional weight chips - 50 each of green, blue, red, and black
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the box:
(1) Charm 30888 Executive Hi-Gloss Poker Set includes:
- (2) Decks of Standard Playing Cards
- (5) Dice
- (200) Professional Weight Chips
- (1) Deluxe Wood Case
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 56.888s
- First Sucker:
- davidbigfish
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- LarryLars
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Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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