People, Let Me Get This Off My Chest

Today, little one, YOU are the power trio! Which will make things much easier at the band meetings, but heartbreaking if you have to fire the drummer.

Thank you! Thank you! Are any of you here today in ... THE LIVING ROOM? Yeah! I was just in the Dining Room yesterday, they said you didn't know how to rock! But I'm starting to think they were wrong! Yeah! Rock out! Woo! Thank you! Now, this is song off my next, soon-to-be released album. One! Two! One two three four!

Yeah! Love that sound! Now, I'm gonna take a moment and introduce the band. On the 4 drum panels- me! And over there, on the 24-key keyboard- also me! And holding down the lead guitar with an adjustable strap- me! Wooo! Master of five different musical styles! King of pitch, tempo and volume control! Thank you! Thank you so much for coming out tonight! It's past my bedtime and I don't care! Yeah! Who wants another rockin' number? One two three four!

All right! Yeah! Hey, we're havin' a good time now, right? Yeah! But I see Mom and Dad are in the audience tonight, and I know they like power ballads, so I'm gonna slow it down a little bit here by plugging in my iPod. Now's a good time to turn around to the person you don't just like, but like-like, take their hand, and sing along. C'mon, you know the words. One! Two! Three! Four!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Listen, you've been a great crowd, I wanna thank you for showing up tonight. For the closer, we're gonna plug this Excalibur JamFest 3-in-1 Music Machine into an external speaker. It wasn't included, you know, the band had to buy it separately. That's the kind of devotion we have to you, the fans. So I want you to get out your tiny flashlights because I know you're not allowed to play with lighters, and I want to see 'em lighting up! Because this song's all about the hard life of being a rock star on the road, and by road, I mean the distance between my bedroom and here. Are you ready? One! Two! Three! Fou- wait, what?

Aw, bummer, man, they're shutting us down. Apparently I've got school tomorrow. What a drag. But no refunds. Read your ticket stub, it says it on the back. See you next tour! Good night!

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Recommended Ages: 8+ Years

  • Jam like a rock star with this 3-in-1 music machine
  • Features a guitar, keyboard and drums all in one
  • Guitar with adjustable strap
  • 24-key keyboard
  • 4 drum panels
  • Pitch, volume and tempo control
  • Headstock lets you control sound and style
  • 5 different musical styles
  • Play notes, chords or riffs
  • Background tracks
  • Create your own unique sound with the whammy bar or get the beat going with bongo drum sounds. You're in control of all three instruments
  • Use the built-in speakers or connect to an external speaker for maximum power
  • You can even plug in your MP3 player or iPod and play along to your favorite songs
  • No software or plug-in accessories required
  • Requires 4 "AA" batteries (not included)

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


3-in-1 Music Machine
Dimensions: 16.5" x 8.5" x 2"
Batteries: 4 AA batteries (not included)

In the Box:

(1) Excalibur JamFest 3-in-1 Music Machine - XC5995MU also includes:

  • (1) 48-inch adjustable guitar strap
  • (1) User's Guide

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  • 14% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

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