Ice Cold Shame

Who knew that frozen water was such a hot commodity?

Sent: January 24, 2013
To: Staff
Cc: Admin
Subject: Ice thief

To the asshat who keeps pilfering my ice:

STOP IT! IT IS NOT YOUR ICE! I purchased that bag of ice for my own personal use, as management has repeatedly refused my request for a freestanding, portable ice maker such as the Emerson IM90 for the office.

If you are confused as to whether or not the ice in the lower, left-hand drawer of the freezer is "community ice", let me assure you, it is not. I wrote my name on it. That means it's mine. So if you see a bag of ice labeled "Ronnie's Ice", DO NOT USE IT!

It would be great if management would buck up for an ice maker that produces 26 pounds of bullet-shaped ice in 24 hours with a low-noise, high-efficiency compressor for quiet use. But until then, I suggest you bring your own bag of ice AND STOP USING MINE!

And while we're on the subject, I suggest you also bring your own lunch. Joke's on you, though. That tuna fish sandwich was three weeks old.

Warmest Regards,

Ronnie from Accounting

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Features

Make up to 26 pounds of ice in 24 hours with this icemaker that features a portable design that lets you move it from room to room. The high-efficiency compressor offers low noise operation, so you can make ice quietly.

  • Produces up to 26 lbs. of ice in 24 hours
  • Bin stores 2.2 lbs of ice
  • Averages 9 pieces of ice in 10 minutes
  • Freestanding, portable design allows you to easily move the icemaker from room to room
  • High-efficiency compressor with low noise operation for quiet use
  • Bullet-type ice shapes Include small, medium and large to accommodate your preferences
  • Electronic control with display for simple operation

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

 

Specs

Color Stainless steel
Capacity 2.2 pounds
Motor 30 watts
Settings Three ice sizes
Dimensions 14.9"H x 11.7"W x 14.4"D
Weight 31 pounds
Materials Plastic
Safety and security features Auto shut-off
Water source Reservoir
Daily ice production 26 pounds
Ice shape Bullet
Door type Flip up lid
Hardware finish Silver

 

In the box:

(1) Emerson IM90 Portable Ice Maker includes:

  • Ice Scoop
  • Ice Basket
  • Owner's Manual

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 34% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Emerson Ice Maker
$55.99 Sold Out Food, Beverages & Tobacco
$55.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.