It's A Sellout.Woot Cash-Grab!

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?

When our bottom line starts to suffer on Sellout.Woot, we always turn to our favorite cash cow: Water. You see, all humans need water to live, so water accessories are the ultimate recession-proof industry.

So go ahead and gobble up all our little pink bottles, you water-fiends. Yes, yes, that's right. It's time for your medicine.

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Features

This lightweight Embark Water Bottle is the perfect companion to ensure proper hydration as you venture out into the world. It has a wide mouth for easy filling and it's 100% BPA free.

  • Great for keeping hydrated while cycling and walking
  • Holds enough fluid to keep you hydrated during your entire game
  • Screw top wide enough for ice
  • Translucent fluid-level indicator on the side
  • 32 fl. oz. 
  • Six water bottles included

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty



 

Specs

In the box:

(6) Embark 66114 32oz Wide Mouth Water Bottles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.668s
First Sucker:
pandabebe
Last Wooter to Woot:
BigKevP79

Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3

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Embark 32-Ounce Water Bottle - 6 Pack
$8.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
$8.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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