Abhor This

Take this grandeur and suck it. 

Aristotle said that "Nature abhors a vacuum." Well guess what, Nature? I abhor you and am going to buy this Dyson DC14 vacuum just to spite you.

That's right, Nature, I said it. You've been parading around like you own the place (or like you are the place) for too long, and it's time somebody took you down a peg. What's that? I can't hear you over the roaring of my Root-Cyclone-powered vacuum, nature.

What a nice bit of grandeur you have there, Nature. Would be a shame if it got sucked up into -- WHOOPS. And that beautiful morning mist would be just out of reach if it weren't for this telescoping wand -- OOPSIES.

What? What are you gonna do, Nature? Why is the room shaking?

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Designed for all floor types, this Dyson upright vacuum cleaner features a motorized brushbar that can be turned on to remove dirt and pet hair from carpets, or turned off to protect rugs and delicate floors.

  • Root Cyclone™ technology: Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Hygienic and quick to empty: No need to touch the dust – just push the button
  • Telescope Reach™ wand instantly releases and extends 17 feet for high-reach and easy stair cleaning, while the vacuum remains upright and stable
  • On board tools:
    - Brush tool: Long bristles to remove cobwebs and for delicate cleaning
    - Stair tool: A Dyson-designed tool for removing dust and dirt from stairs and stair carpets
    - Crevice tool: High velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture
  • No extra costs: All Dyson upright and canister vacuums are bagless, so there are no costly bags to replace
  • Lifetime HEPA filter: Removes particles down to 0.1 micron and can be washed, while its post-motor electrostatic filter, which never needs replacing, traps harmful carbon emissions from the motor
  • Air expelled from the unit contains up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than common breathing air
  • 14-foot quick-draw hose
  • 35-foot durable power cord
  • Wide channel for picking up larger pieces
  • Auto carpet-height adjustment for all types of carpet and floors
  • Ergonomic design with a low handle that feels lighter to carry

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson


Patented Cyclone Technology: Root Cyclone™ Technology
Suction Power: 250 AW (constant)
Stair Cleaning: Telescope Reach™ Wand
Bin Capacity: 0.71 Gallon
Dimensions: 44.9"(H) x 14"(W) x 13.4"(D)
Max Reach: 52.4 ft
Cord Length: 35.4 ft
Weight: 18.56 lbs

In the box:

Dyson DC14 All Floors Vacuum - Yellow includes:

  • Brush tool
  • Stair tool
  • Crevice tool
  • Operating Manual
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Warranty Information

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
9m 41.887s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 27% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 17% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 20% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Dyson DC14 All Floors Vacuum
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