This Dream Spa is no nightmare! 

Just to be clear, what we're selling here is the DREAM Spa Razor 10" Oval Rainfall Shower head, not the NIGHTMARE Spa Razor 10" Oval Rainfall Shower head. 

Unfortunately, a lot of places won't be so up front about this, so if you've purchased a shower head from somewhere else that seems a lot like this one but isn't providing the ultimate luxurious shower you were promised, chances are you got the wrong one. Here are a few telltale signs that you've got a Nightmare Spa instead of a Dream Spa:

• Spiders come out instead of water
• The shower head seems to be laughing at you
• When you come in in the morning it appears that the shower head has eaten the shower curtain
• Sometimes you'll wake up and find the shower head in your bed with you, laughing again
• You swear there is a black sedan that follows you everywhere, and you swear that in your rearview mirror, it looks like the shower head is driving
• There are times when you look into the mirror and the shower head looks back

But just a reminder, we're selling the Dream Spa version. Which is just a really nice shower head.

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