Rank It Up
In conjunction with Bleacher Report's new tech division, we present:
The Top 5 Keys On The Keyboard
Whether you're a professional typer or just recreational, everyone can agree that some keys get the job done more so than others. These keys are the best keys of the keyboard.
HONORABLE MENTIONS THAT ALMOST MADE THE CUT: 3, l, ], ,, control, 6, `, and Kobe Bryant.
5. SHIFT: while it may do very little on its own, the shift key is a great addition to any winning keyboard. Its unselfishness turns little letters into big letters and numbers into fun symbols like $, which is a pivotal symbol for expressing money.
4. G: some argue that G is simply a very good key that gets credit for being a great key because of its inflated statistics, but what that argument overlooks is that, without g, you'd have to type "very ood" and "reat," which aren't words. And that's why G earns a spot in the top 5 keys of the keyboard.
3. BACKSPACE: Known for its fierce defense and emphatic rejections, the backspace key narrowly misses a spot in the the top two because sometimes when you press it, it goes back a page and the article you were typing into the text box - "16 Bold Predictions For Johnny Manziel's First Day Of Cleveland Browns Training Camp" - gets erased.
2. 1: The number 2 key on the keyboard goes to the number 1. Whether you're making another NBA Mock Draft or ranking the top 3 tennis tournaments based solely on attendance numbers, the 1 key always comes in handy always for this.
1. R: Not only is it the first letter of my first name, it's also the last letter of my first name. Additionally, it is the second letter of my first name, and these facts add up to nothing less than the top spot on this, my definitive ranking of the top keys on the keyboard.
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Features
Whether you’re looking for speed, precision, comfort or just the pleasing sound of world domination at your fingertips, this is the keyboard for you. Its high-end, mechanical keystroke lets you know immediately that you’ve hit your mark, while the addictive crunch sound it gives you spurs you on to greater heights of genius. Das Keyboard Model S Professional sports high-end, mechanical key switches and a two-port USB 2.0 hub. The newly redesigned electronics provide full n-key rollover.
German-engineered mechanical key switches
Das Keyboard compares to the legendary IBM Model M. Its best-in-class mechanical gold-plated key switches provide a tactile and audio click that makes typing a pure joy.
USB 2.0 hub
The high-speed USB hub allows you to sync and charge your iPhone, iPod or any USB compatible devices.
Extra-long USB cable
Das Keyboard sports a 6.6 foot cable that goes through your desk grommet to keep your workspace neat and tidy.
N-key rollover
Model S allows full n-key rollover with a PS/2 adapter (included), and 6 keys with USB. Great for fast typists and gamers alike.
Sleep Function
Help reduce the environmental impact of your computer and save energy by putting your computer to sleep simply by using this handy sleep function even for your shortest breaks.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Das Keyboard
Specs
Requirements:
- Designed for all Microsoft, Mac OS X, and Linux Operating Systems
- Requires either (2) USB ports or (1) USB & (1) PS/2 Port (PS/2 Adapter Included)
- Media controls are not available using a PS/2 connection
DASK3MKPRORED (MX Red) |
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Type of Switches: | Cherry MX red mechanical key switches with quiet key design |
- Laser-etched key cap inscriptions to prevent fading
- Designed to withstand 50 million strokes
- Full N-key rollover with PS/2 adapter (included), and 6 keys with USB
- Enhanced 104-key layout
- Two Windows keys
- Glossy black upper enclosure with matching black USB cable - Darth Vader approved
- High-speed USB 2.0 hub
- Blue LEDs
- Extra long 6.6-foot USB cable
- Dimensions: 18in x 6.5in x 1in (thickest portion, feet not extended, 1.5in w/ extended feet)
- Weight: 3 lbs
In the box:
- Das Keyboard Professional Model S Mechanical Keyboard with Quiet Key Design - MX Red
- USB to PS/2 Adapter
Specs
Requirements:
- Designed for all Microsoft, Mac OS X, and Linux Operating Systems
- Requires either (2) USB ports or (1) USB & (1) PS/2 Port (PS/2 Adapter Included)
- Media controls are not available using a PS/2 connection
DASK3MKPRORED (MX Red) |
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Type of Switches: | Cherry MX red mechanical key switches with quiet key design |
- Laser-etched key cap inscriptions to prevent fading
- Designed to withstand 50 million strokes
- Full N-key rollover with PS/2 adapter (included), and 6 keys with USB
- Enhanced 104-key layout
- Two Windows keys
- Glossy black upper enclosure with matching black USB cable - Darth Vader approved
- High-speed USB 2.0 hub
- Blue LEDs
- Extra long 6.6-foot USB cable
- Dimensions: 18in x 6.5in x 1in (thickest portion, feet not extended, 1.5in w/ extended feet)
- Weight: 3 lbs
In the box:
- Das Keyboard Professional Model S Mechanical Keyboard with Quiet Key Design - MX Red
- USB to PS/2 Adapter
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