Great Escape

That's the fresh-baked scent of freedom, my friend.

What has this world come to? You rob one measly little bank and accidentally run over a grandma in your getaway car, and they put you away for 20 years?

I know! Ridic. She's totally fine. Better off, if you ask me. I saw her at Old Country Buffet last week. She has one of those new bionic hips now. Seriously, she looks like a million dollars. Six million, actually. She's all like sha na na na na na when she shuffles her walker up to the buffet line.

Anyway, your incarceration is obviously a major miscarriage of justice. So I did what any good friend/person you owe a lot of money would do, and brought you this delicious chocolate cake with a Rapid Slide adjustable wrench and RapidRench adjustable ratcheting socket wrench baked right in. That way you can get out of here and live your life/start paying me back before I kill your entire family.

I know that a file is the traditional tool of choice in this kind of situation, but your wife … I mean YOU … just don't have time for that, am I right? I knew you needed something with slide control for fast, easy and accurate jaw adjustment. Something that can tighten and loosen with the flip of a switch. And also something with an ergonomic comfort grip and thumb recesses so you can get it in and out of your hiding spot up in, well, you know where, with relative easy.

So anyway. Yeah. There you go, buddy/guy who I will also kill if I don't have my money in a week. Good luck. God speed. See you on the outside. Also, I know where you live.

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Crescent 8" Rapid Slide Adjustable Wrench

  • Slide control in handle for fast, easy and accurate jaw adjustment
  • Laser-etched SAE/metric markings on head
  • 1" (25.4mm) maximum jaw capacity
  • Wide handle for strength, comfort and power
  • Internal debris shield protects slide mechanism

Crescent R2 RapidRench Adjustable Ratcheting Socket Wrench

  • Fits hundreds of fasteners
  • Replaces 38 most popular socket sizes
  • Tighten or loosen with the flip of a switch
  • Wide dial easily adjusts jaws to size of fastener
  • Serrated jaws (1/4" to 7/8", 6.35mm to 22mm) firmly grip fasteners
  • Ergonomic comfort grip with thumb recesses for extra power

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Crescent


In the Box:

(1) Crescent RapidSlide & RapidRench Bundle includes:

  • (1) Crescent AC8NKWMP 8" Rapid Slide Adjustable Wrench
  • (1) Crescent FR28SMP R2 Rapid Wrench Adjustable Ratcheting Socket Wrench

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