Putty Apocolypse

It has been 20 years since the putty became sentient and eradicated almost the entire human race. We must fight back.

Wednesday, 7:00 AM

I stride across this bleak wasteland cursing the putty that put my kind in this mess. Today is the 20 year anniversary of Lord Aaron bestowing his regular putty with the ability to think. At first it was heralded as a miracle of science. The putty mimicked our speech, a nice parlor trick. But then people started disappearing. When they reappeared, there was something wrong with them. We couldn't figure out what it was at first.

Meanwhile, Lord Aaron was clearly losing his marbles. He began making executive decisions that baffled his most trusted advisors, such as: One Scoop Of Putty In Every Household; Make Putty The International Sex Symbol; and I Pass My Crown Onto This Jar Of Putty Plus I'm Not Crazy. It was clear that Lord Aaron's mind had been hijacked by his own creation. Once the administration realized what was going on, it was too late.

Thinking Putty accumulated entire cities and replaced them with wobbly copies. I came home one day to find my entire apartment building jiggling, the front door replaced by a gaping maw and the crudely etched words "HUMANS IN HERE" with an arrow pointing into the blobby darkness. I knew to walk away. Many others did not.

Maybe I should've taken the easy way out too. It'd be real easy to walk into the putty and let the fun stuff envelop you slowly. But I choose to fight. I choose to punch that putty right in the -- what, face? butt? putty? -- and declare "NO, PUTTY. I AM A THINKING HUMAN AND YOU SHALL NOT" and the rest will come to me in the moment. 

It'll be getting dark soon. The putty patrols will be out. I have to go back to the cave and rally more recruits. If you find this message and you are not putty, I urge you to hold out hope for the revolution. For pure revolution is the onlyEVERYTHING FINE, PUTTY IS FRIEND. WE SHOULD LET PUTTY RULE HUMANS, THEY FUN AND WE LIKE THEM. NO REVOLTY. PUTTY.

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Features

Recommended Ages: 3+ Years

"Use Thinking Putty as a toy, a stress ball, a squeeze toy, or as therapy putty. As an office toy, Thinking Putty will draw the jealousy of your co-workers. As a toy, you will never be able to put it down. I promise!" - Crazy Aaron

  • This isn't your grandpa's putty! Thinking putty incorporates amazing characteristics in each different and type
  • Give yourself hours of entertainment and stress relief
  • Great for kids to adults ages 3 to 99
  • Made in the USA

This bundle includes 3 awesome types of thinking putty

Super Lava - Color Shifting

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Please Note: Our bundle only includes Super Lava (Rust/Orange)

  • Super Lava takes the appearance of liquid hot magma, but it won't burn your hands!
  • Color shifts from gold/copper through ruby red
  • The light reveals waves of metallic shimmer that come alive before your eyes.
  • Pull your Super Lava very thin and it is virtually transparent
  • Stretch and knead to see the shine come back to life

Sunburst - Heat Sensitive Color Changing

Learn More about Heat Sensitive Putty

Please Note: Our bundle only includes Sunburst (Orange/(Yellow)

  • Jumpstart your day with some sunshine
  • Vibrant orange shifts into an awakening yellow with the touch of your hands or the warmth from your coffee mug

Tidal Wave - Magnetic

Learn More about Super Magnetic Putty

Please Note: Our bundle only includes Tidal Wave (Blue)

  • Soothing iridescent blue reveals ripples of its magnetic field lines after engulfing its magnet
  • Soft, pliable, and surprisingly strong magnetic putty will have you sailing the electromagnetic waves
  • Near a powerful magnet it comes alive
  • Strong enough to defy gravity, it can even lift tacks and paperclips on its own after charging in a magnetic field
  • You'll be mesmerized by the invisible forces at play

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Thinking Putty
Individual Putty Amount: 3.2 oz
Individual Putty Tin Dimensions: 4" Diameter x 1.5" Depth
Combined Putty Amount: 9.6 oz
Country of Origin: USA

In the Box:

  • (1) 3.2 oz Crazy Aaron's Super Lava Color Shifting Thinking Putty
  • (1) 3.2 oz Crazy Aaron's Sunburst, Heat Sensitive Thinking Putty
  • (1) 3.2 oz Crazy Aaron's Tidal Wave, Magnetic Thinking Putty
         - (1) Ceramic Magnet

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