Did you just say these are Cozy AND Comfy?! OH. EM. GEE.

If you’d told me these wearable polar fleece blankets were just cozy, I’d have just shrugged them off. I mean, I’ve got cozy blankets. I don’t need another for the pile, you know what I’m saying?

And if you’d have said that these machine washable 72-inch buffers against the cold are just oh so comfy? I’d have laughed in your face. Comfy. BAH. I’ve been comfy, junior. I’ve been comfy so many times that if it were a town, I’d own a vacation home there. Comfy and I are freakin’ metaphorical BESTIES skipping hand and hand through a meadow made of comfort flowers while we drink snuggle tea.

But putting the two together? With an “‘N”, no less? AND I get two in the pack?! Now we are TALKING, friend. Just wait right here while I get my shovel so I can throw all my cash down your money hole until these appear on my doorstep. I don’t want to miss this.

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