No Luck

Ms. Alberta Pemberton, the unluckiest woman in the world, goes to the store to print a flyer.

Ms. Alberta Pemberton’s cat, Mitsy, was missing. It was her fourth one to go missing this month, the fifteenth of the year thus far. Those others, Alberta was willing to let go; she simply chalked up their disappearance to her famously poor luck. But Mitsy was different. Mitsy didn’t claw the shades, or deposit dead mice in the sock drawer. Mitsy was a sweet kitty, and Alberta was determined to find her.

So she went to her computer and – after six unexpected crashes, four viruses finding their way onto her hard drive, and an unexpected four-hour power outage – she managed to design a decent-enough “Missing Cat” flyer. She saved it onto her Centon DataStick Sport 64GB Waterproof USB Drive, put on her sweater, and began walking (her bike tires appeared to have gone flat and her car had, overnight, become infested with hornets) to the office supply store that did color printing.

Along the way, the Centon managed to find its way through a hole in her pocket and all the way down her pant leg where it flew out, pushed forward by the upswing of her stride, and bounced along the sidewalk before stopping. Right where a large tree branch could fall on it. And another. But the Centon – with its durable, shock-resistant silicon casing – was okay, and so Alberta picked it up and kept walking.

When she was still a half mile away, dark clouds gathered and it began pouring. Alberta had left her umbrella at home (whenever she tried to use it, she would be struck by lightning) and so she got absolutely soaked by the storm, as did the Centon, which had managed to find its way through a newly-formed hole in her other pocket and into a puddle. But being waterproof up to 1.8 meters, the Centon survived once again.

After that, things proceeded smoothly enough. Alberta only tripped a half-dozen times, encountered just five dangerous snakes, and was chased by only two dogs that had slipped their leads. At the store, her flyer managed to jam the printer just twice, and she was only delayed twenty minutes when a masked thug came in with a pistol and held up the print counter (he didn’t go to any of the cash registers for some reason).

But all-in-all, it was probably one of the easiest trips Alberta had taken in some time, and she walked home smiling, hanging the printer-mangled flyers on various telephone poles and trees along the way, all of which were then torn from the ground fifteen minutes later by an unexpected tornado that just happened to follow Ms. Alberta Pemberton’s exact route home.

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Features

  • Centon’s DataStick Sport is the perfect drive to withstand the bumps and bruises of the daily grind
  • Built with a water resistant and shock resistant silicon case, this drive is guaranteed to keep your important data safe
  • USB flash drives are small external hard drives that can easily be connected to computer peripherals such as keyboards, mice, printers, and digital cameras to conveniently store, share and transfer your data
  • Water resistant up to 1.8M
  • Shock Resistant Silicon Casing
  • Leak-proof Cap Design
  • Carabineer Clip
  • Plug & Play
  • Works with Windows & Mac

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available

Warranty: Lifetime Centon

Specs

  • Technology: Water Resistant USB
  • Capacity: 64GB
  • Interface: USB 2.0
  • Speed: Standard Speed
  • Write Speed: 3 MB/s
  • Read Speed: 3 MB/s
  • RoHS: Yes
  • Color: Black
  • Operating Temp: Commercial (0 to 70 C)

In the box:

  • Centon RCDSW64GB-001 64GB DataStick Sport Drive

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