Small Business Woes
My wife and I always dreamed of opening our own walk-in lobotomy clinic, and last year we finally got the bank approval. I thought, "This is going to be a piece of cake!" Boy was I wrong.
Naive as I was, I thought all I would need to remove the prefrontal cortex was a drill and a boring bit. But it turns out that that's a lot more to lobotomizing than just drilling. You need a TABLE upon which to do the drilling, a LIGHT of some kind to illuminate the subject's temples, and a BUCKET or something to dispose of the…you know…refuse.
Luckily I had bought the Black and Decker 47pc Project Set and was pretty much ready for any construction challenge. It had a wireless drill just like I needed, with a keyless chuck that made mid-surgery bit-changes a breeze. And the drill's lightweight construction means I can whip through 400 lobotomies a day with nary a sore wrist.
The Black and Decker set also features plenty of other tools, including pliers, wrenches, and screwdrivers. I even installed a new doorknob on the bathroom, because the patients were having trouble interfacing with the complicated "knob" design. Our biggest challenge was creating an outpatient space for sitting and staring vacantly. There weren't any windows in the old abandoned warehouse we were occupying, so we had to make some. Now our patients stare and drool at the lone tree in the courtyard with compliant ease.
A word to the wise: If you're thinking about starting a small business or just fixing things up around the house, pick up the Black and Decker 47pc Project Set. And if you're feeling near-constant agitation, come see me.
Features
- Comes packed with the some of the most necessary tools you’ll need for a variety of tasks around the house, both indoor and out
- The cordless drill’s light weight and compact size allows you to drill holes and drive screws with ease
- Variable speed reverse for drilling and driving control
- Keyless chuck makes bit changing quick and simple
- Soft grips provide comfort and control
- Housed in a convenient, black nylon carrying bag with side pockets for additional storage
- Drill's instruction manual available here
Specs
Drill Specifications | |
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Volts: | 9.6 V |
Speed: | 0 - 750RPM |
Chuck Size: | 3/8" |
Power | Rechargeable Nickel-Cadmium Battery |
Project Kit Contents:
- (1) GC9600 9.6V Cordless Drill/Driver with 9.6V battery pack and charger
- (1) 6” Adjustable Wrench
- (1) 6” Slip Joint Pliers
- (1) 6” Diagonal Pliers
- (1) 6” Long Nose Pliers
- (1) Manual Screwdriver, PH2
- (1) Magnetic Tip Holder
- (1) 2” Double Ended Bit
- (10) 2” Screwdriving Bits (6x cross, 4x slot)
- (19) 1” Screwdriving Bits (7x cross, 6x slot, 3x square, 3x hex )
- (10) Black Oxide Drill Bits (1/16”, 5/64”, 3/32”, 7/64”, 1/8”, 9/64”, 5/32”, 11/64”, 3/16”, 1/4”)
- (1) Carrying Bag
In the Box:
- (1) Black & Decker 47-Piece Cordless Starter Kit - GC96B-47
Specs
Drill Specifications | |
---|---|
Volts: | 9.6 V |
Speed: | 0 - 750RPM |
Chuck Size: | 3/8" |
Power | Rechargeable Nickel-Cadmium Battery |
Project Kit Contents:
- (1) GC9600 9.6V Cordless Drill/Driver with 9.6V battery pack and charger
- (1) 6” Adjustable Wrench
- (1) 6” Slip Joint Pliers
- (1) 6” Diagonal Pliers
- (1) 6” Long Nose Pliers
- (1) Manual Screwdriver, PH2
- (1) Magnetic Tip Holder
- (1) 2” Double Ended Bit
- (10) 2” Screwdriving Bits (6x cross, 4x slot)
- (19) 1” Screwdriving Bits (7x cross, 6x slot, 3x square, 3x hex )
- (10) Black Oxide Drill Bits (1/16”, 5/64”, 3/32”, 7/64”, 1/8”, 9/64”, 5/32”, 11/64”, 3/16”, 1/4”)
- (1) Carrying Bag
In the Box:
- (1) Black & Decker 47-Piece Cordless Starter Kit - GC96B-47
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 43.556s
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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