Workflow Efficiencies

Look on the bright side. At least there's no one left to fight you for this awesome graphics card. 

"OK, Jeff. Enough is enough. Something has got to be done about that Carl guy."

My hands are tied here, Phil. I don't like it any more than you do.

"Jeff, so far he's canned 60% of the work force. We're never going to meet our quota this short-handed."

Like I said, my hands are tied. It came down from the big guys that I had to get a firing pro.

"Whoa whoa. Wait. Is that what this is all about?"

Yeah, why?

"Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea what you've done?"

I just did what I was told, Phil.

"You IDIOT! They told you to get a FirePro 3D graphics card. For your computer. Something with High Dynamic Range rendering and Full Shader Model 4.1 support for vertex and pixel shaders."

Oh no. Oh my. So that's what they meant when they said they wanted me to get something with AutoDetect that instinctively optimizes for the user's workflow. I thought they meant they wanted a guy who could tell right away if someone was slacking off. Oh dear dear dear.

"Yeah. You better fix this. And fast. I heard he just fired Lester. That guy's been with the company for more than 30 years."

Ehhh … maybe we'll just let that Lester thing slide. That guy always kinda gave me the creeps anyway.

"Right?! I thought I was the only one. I won't tell if you won't."

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  • Mid-range 3D workstation graphics solution
  • Powered by scaleable parallel processing Unified Shader architecture
  • AutoDetect instinctively optimizes for user’s workflow
  • PCI Express® 2.0 x16 bus interface
  • 512MB GDDR3 graphics frame buffer memory
  • (2) DisplayPort Outputs
  • (1) Dual-Link DVI-I Output
  • High Dynamic Range (HDR) rendering with 8-bit, 10-bit & 16-bit per RGB color component support
  • Full Shader Model 4.1 support for vertex and pixel shaders
  • Certification for many CAD and DCC applications
  • Microsoft® DirectX® 10.1 support and OpenGL 3.2 support

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year ATI


ATI FirePro™ 3D Unified Superscalar Shader Architecture:

  • 320 Stream Processing Units
    - Dynamic load balancing and resource allocation for vertex, geometry, and pixel shaders
    - Common instruction set and texture unit access supported for all types of shaders
    - Dedicated branch execution units and texture address processors
  • Anti-Aliasing Features
    - Multi-sample anti-aliasing: 2, 4, or 8 samples per pixel
    - Up to 24x Custom Filter Anti-Aliasing (CFAA) for improved quality
    - Adaptive super-sampling and multi-sampling

Display Capabilities:

  • Unified Video Decoder 2 (UVD 2) for H.264/AVC, VC-1, and MPEG-2 video formats
  • Two independent display controllers
    - Drive two displays simultaneously with independent resolutions, refresh rates, color controls and video overlays for each display
    - Full 30-bit display processing (10-bit per RGB component)
  • Two integrated DisplayPort outputs
    - Each supporting 24- and 30-bit displays at resolutions up to 2560x1600
  • One integrated Dual Link DVI display output
    - Support 18-, 24-, and 30-bit digital displays at resolutions up to 2560x1600
    - Includes a dual-link HDCP encoder with on-chip key storage for high resolution playback of protected content

API and OS Support:

  • OpenGL 3.2 with OpenGL Shading Language
  • Microsoft® DirectX® 10.1
  • Windows® XP, Windows XP64
  • Linux® 32 and Linux 64
  • Windows Vista® and Windows Vista® 64

System Requirements:

  • PCI Express® based workstation with available x16 lane graphics slot
  • 350-Watt power supply or greater (assumes fully loaded system)
  • 512MB of system memory
  • Installation software requires CD-ROM drive

In the box:

  • ATI FirePro™ V5700 Workstation Graphics Accelerator
  • DisplayPort to DVI Adapter
  • DVI to VGA Adapter
  • HDTV Adapter
  • CrossFire™  Pro Cable
  • Driver Disk

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

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  • 7% second woot
  • 26% < 10 woots
  • 20% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 76% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 11% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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