Hey, welcome to the Perverted Justice crew. Thanks for helping us catch weirdos.

"Yeah, no prob. I'm excited to start. It's my first day."

"Great, we'll get you situated. Just sit down right here in front of your refurbished AOC 23" LED Monitor."

"Okay, so what do I do as a decoy?"

"Not a hell of a lot, actually. Just announce that you're young and innocent. They tend to do the rest."

"Wow, really?"

"You're surprised that the types of loons likely to solicit a minor for sex have poor impulse control?"

"I guess not."

"Hop in a chat room and let me know if you have any questions."

"Okay, I-"

DING!

"Oh, god!"

"What? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot what it can be like for a rookie. Eventually you get used to seeing those. Dudes send 'em like every 20 seconds."

"Just like that? Unsolicited?"

"Yeah. See if you can get him to bring some beer or weed or something and schedule a meeting.

"DING!

"Yuck!"

"Ah, yeah, this is where the 1080p definition is kind of a double-edged sword. It all comes through in crystal clear, horrifying high def."

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