To thine own self be groomed

"Welcome to Dog Day Aftergroom. Is this your first time?" 

"It is!" 

"How did you hear about us?" 

"I drive by every day, and just love the name." 

"Well, thank you. My nephew came up with it. So are you looking to get a little trim for your pooch here?"

"I am. Maybe a little short on the sides and longer on top. You know, like Miley or Macklemore." 

"Sure, sure. Well I'll just start with a #2 on the side here…" 

BZZZZZZZZ

"Whoops. Oh I'm so sorry, I just took a little spill there."

"You fell right on the clippers. Lucky it didn't take too much off--" 

"Whoooops. Haha, fell again right on the clippers." 

"Careful. Now I'll just change settings and…" 

"Whoopsie daisy!"

"OK, what are you doing?"

"What do you mean?"

"That's the third time you've fallen with your head onto the clippers." 

"Well… you see… dog grooming is really expensive, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone by getting a haircut for myself." 

"You know what? Why don't you get a set of Andis Pet clippers? You can get 'em on the cheap on Woot right now, and you'll save a bundle on grooming costs." 

"Wow, thanks! And I can use it to cut my own hair!" 

"Sure. Whatever you want." 

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