The Bronze Torchiere Strikes

Criminals? They prefer the dark places. So I shall become a thing of bronze and light!

When I sat down in the comfy chair in my father's study, one thing was clear to me: I didn't understand that common man. Who were they? How did they live? What kind of lamps did they like? After all, I was rich enough to travel the world for a decade with no real means of support, and it's not like a billionaire's son ever needs to apply for a job, right?

And yet, my dream was to walk among them, lead them, tell them what to do and how to live. To do that, I'd need to understand them, to BE them, to wrap my mind around that cowardly lot who never once spent an afternoon eating cucumber sandwiches while waiting for the polo game to conclude.

And that's when the Bronze Torchiere lamp came flying through the window.

At first, I was upset. I mean, it was a stained glass window, after all, that thing cost big bucks. But then it hit me: this wasn't some cheap piece of crap. This was a SIGN. This was a GIFT. This was THE SORT OF LAMP A CLASSY GUY LIKE ME WOULD LOVE TO HAVE IN HIS HOUSE! And yet, the price tag said the lamp was easily affordable by people who didn't inherit a trust fund large enough to buy sixty or seventy custom sportscar/tanks a year.

I cradled that lamp like a newborn babe (one of those, incidentally, would soon be my partner!) and looked into the sky. "FATHER!" I swore. "I SHALL BECOME A LAMP!"

But I didn't really. What, become a lamp? That would be crazy! Nobody could do that! I just dressed as a lamp and beat up criminals. Much, much, much saner.

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Features

Hey, have you seen our lamp? That's right, OUR lamp! We did a little wheelin' and a little dealin' and we got us a custom light-bringer, just so we could impress you. Hope you like it.

  • Transitional urn styled floor torchiere
  • Hand crafted in a rich antique golden sand finish
  • This oversized handcrafted torchiere will easily light a hallway entrance, game room or wall corner
  • It features a hand blown glass shade with a classical alabaster finish
  • This elegant torchiere is guaranteed to warm your home
  • Metal turn on/off switch
  • Assembly required
  • Requires bulb (not included)
  • Made in China

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty:  90 Day Creative Point

 

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: H 72" x D 16"
Shade Dimensions: W 16" x H 6.5"
Materials:
  • Shade ~ is hand blown molded glass and has an antiqued alabaster finish
  • Base ~ metal components and e-poly
Socket: Can hold a 3-way bulb with a 150 watt maximum wattage

In the Box:

  • (1 ) CPI Bronze TL0835FLR 72" x 16" Torchiere

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72" x 16" Torchiere Floor Lamp
$49.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$49.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.