MYKISSEX Massage Wand

My adult children thought it would be funny to open my Amazon package and wow, did they get a surprise. I haven’t dated anyone since their father. There have been lots of jokes made at my expense (in good jest) and something along the lines of cobwebs and that I wouldn’t even know what to do after so long. I came out the next morning at breakfast with the massager, held it up, and said “this is your daddy now.” One of my sons choked on his cereal and the other spit out his orange juice. I got the last laugh. That’s what you get for opening my packages! Haha! As for the massager, I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus and their dad because surely I died for a split moment. I let out a scream and my kids tried to bust into my room (I locked it) because they thought I was surely dying. To say that the rainforests of my southern region opened up the heavens and came forth is an understatement. I highly recommend a water based lubricant if you want to go for multiple rounds as the mind was willing but the flesh was weak. The best part of this though was everyone telling me I had an extra pep in my step and that I was glowing. My coworkers thought I had gotten a boyfriend. This definitely improved my self esteem and reminded me that I wasn’t just a mother but a sensual goddess. Stella got her groove back, that’s for sure! I promise you this is a life changing experience and the best part of it is how quiet it is. You literally cannot hear it outside of your bedroom door. 10 out of 10 would recommend.