Brondell Swash LT99 Advanced Bidet Seat

I love it! I will sometimes wait until i get home to use the bathroom now lol. I feel SO much cleaner when i use it. I waited about a month before writing this just to give it a very fair review since its a pricier purchase. And I really relied on the other reviews when I purchased it - so I hope my review helps someone else. My thoughts: The seat gets toasty warm! I didnt anticipate this really mattering but this is one of things i love most and am very spoiled by. And although my other very american family (lol) doesnt particularly like their nether regions being showered on the potty, they DO LOVE the seat warmer. The water gets nice and warm too (although if you use the full three minute wash, it cools down quite a bit but not to an uncomfortable level). The spray is plenty strong (especially when you use the “strong” option). I read this in a few other reviews and mine does this too - it does make my bathroom light subtly flicker a little when its filling but its not major and doesnt bother me. I wish it sprayed just a liiiitttttttllleee farther front but i just scoot back a little on the seat to accommodate for that. It was very easy to install but i did have to order an extension cord - I ziptied the excess and used sticky 3M style cord clamps to keep the cord neat and out of sight. Its not difficult at all to clean/clean around. Its aesthetically nice looking. The seat top is sturdy and you CAN sit on it but because of the angle, it isnt super sittable (i used to sit on the toilet seat to do things like put on my socks and lotion up after my bath…its not real comfy for things like that though so I do miss having a “seat” in my bathroom). I also kind of wish the buttons on the remote “clicked” but thats just me being picky - the remote works well and even without “clicks” I dont have any trouble operating it. As some of the other reviews said, the dryer really doesnt dry but if you do a little pat is does help keep you from feeling “damp” down there. That being said, i haven’t read a review yet that said the dryer really did a good job - even on the much pricier seats. All things considered though, I think this bidet seat is an excellent value! I shopped this purchase for MONTHS (maybe even a year) before I finally committed and Im very happy with this choice!