BioBidet Luxury Bidet Smart Toilet Seat (Open Box)

With this ongoing Amazon discount, and after reading all the reviews I just could not resist. After 2 weeks of daily use, I am overall pretty satisfied with the product's build and ease of use. I would've definitely gotten a TOTO a few years ago but it's out of my price range, so the Slim Two is perfect in its affordability and high quality. Pros: - Easy installation - Great sturdy build, especially the heated seat; no creaking/squeaky noises at all - Remote control (I was initially going for the Slim One (without remote), but the Slim Two (with remote) was less expensive and it's also very nice to not have to twist around to reach the console on non-wireless models); also, the remote comes with a wall mounted dock which you can stick onto the wall with the included adhesive (included) or use screws (not included). - Pressure options and nozzle positioning is perfect -- I don't understand why some users have reported problems. Perhaps your hose connection is not secure or the emitter is blocked? Also, Turbo Mode pressure is TOO strong -- I still haven't found the need to use this mode. It's so strong that it causes spray-back and leaves the back of the seat with water beads. - Nightlight (though turning it off is not intuitive at all (the "+" button requires a long press of 3 seconds). The nightlight should be light sensitive, triggered by a proximity sensor or simply redesign the remote to include a dedicated nightlight button). - The water heater works great; lasts more than 60 seconds. The water is not scalding hot, but hot enough for a thorough cleanse. IMO, 30-60 seconds is optimal for a thorough cleanse unless you have a really wide area to work on in which case you double press "wash" to activate oscillation for a wide clean. - Easy installation guide (everyone writes that no guide or manual is included -- my order came with two manuals: a regular installation guide and a quick start guide). - Toilet paper use and expenditure is cut in half. Only need a small bit for dabbing excess water. Very nice! Cons: - I needed to purchase a hose reducer to fit the hose nut over the water connection. It was under $5 at Home Depot. - The nightlight could be easier to turn on/off (see above). - The remote interface design is NOT good -- I think BioBidet could take some design cues from TOTO or INAX on good UI design for their remote and also make one universal remote for all their similarly featured models - When I opened the box and pulled the seat out, residual water dribbled out the hose and unit and spilled all over me which was odd because it is a new, unrefurbished model (or is it?) Very strange -- but the unit looks and smells brand new at least so I'm not overly concerned. - I know this is beside the point, but the BioBidet logo needs a total brand overhaul. The typeface used in the words "Bidet" looks like it can't breathe and is squished together, while the "Bio" typeface is relaxed and well-spaced. Consistency will reposition the brand to reflect the brand's high quality products. Overall: At the sale price of $189, I think EVERYONE should have one of these. You will feel super clean after seconds of washing. When I lift off the seat, I feel so clean while everyone else is walking around with dirty, poo-smeared butts. Yuck! Go get one now! Update (October 31, 2018): Now that the weather is cooler, I can understand why the heated seat function is such a helpful feature. It never occurred to me previously just how much temperature affects parts of your body, but now I find that I am more relaxed when the seat is warm and can finish my business faster. It's like when you jump into the cold ocean and everything clams up , the same is true when you sit on an ice cold toilet seat -- it just takes forever to peek out and if you don't get to finish your business, you feel backed up and miserable. In the past, I used to think a warm seat would feel kind of gross (like it was just used by someone) but now that I am more relaxed when I sit down, I just can't go on without this feature. I think it helps you achieve regularity. Update (September 30, 2018): After 30 days of daily use, I would highly recommend the SLIM TWO. The seat is very high quality in terms of construction and function and you will feel so much CLEANER! Update (July 1, 2019): BioBidet Customer Service is top notch. Update (August 12, 2021): The second lid replacement suffered the same fate and the hydraulic right hinge broke again. There is no way to fix it since the plastic bit disintegrates and pulverizes into a hundred pieces. I think BioBidet should find a better material that can withstand the test of frequent opening/closing. Other than the hinge issue (which is not a problem with our Toto), the Slim Two is a great deal. But after reading multiple other reviews citing the same hinge quality issue, I may likely switch to the higher quality Toto C200 which I have in another room and has experienced absolutely no issues.