Parrot Mambo Drone

As we begin our journey through what I can only describe as the belly of middle earth, you find everywhere is covered in these stupid green ball pellet looking mines that find their way into your shoes, all over the floor and into the depths of hell when you step on them in the night with a heel The battery life is so short that you will eventually turn into a mindless creature watching them charge as if they are your precccciiiiioouuuusss......thats because they last about 7 mins, which is exactly the correct amount of time for you to watch this drone drift away in any cross wind and steadily climb the lengths of Mordor as it fades away like your hopes, dreams, and money Oh and "well, why don't you fly it indoors you say?". See my first comment and ask yourself are you really going to fly this thing around somewhere where your two "drunk date night awards" jump up and down screaming "let me try it" over and over like the soundtrack to Baby Shark........that has stolen my soul like the redheads of my past...but I digress...... When you do let the groin monkeys play with it, you find yourself screaming at them to control it as they smash into everything and experience the famous fully automatic trigger pull and the onslaught of green pellets extend all over the house........the same place you used to live before your wife found out that you not only wasted money on this stupid thing as she begins screaming and threating everyone within the county that if they break anything of hers, she's gonna burn the place down like a farmer killing rats in a woodpile So in conclusion, battery life sucks, stability is questionable at best, and always remember to wrap it up boys......because memories of wild nights are fun, but no sense and paying for it for 18 years when you could have given her a puppy and gotten a repeat ride......although, the staring at you over the bed is still weird and GOD, that sudden cold nose touching you at the pinnacle of your performance........this is my life.....