10 Pack Sky Solutions Anti Fatigue Mats

Dear Amanda, (Don’t worry - this will make sense in a minute or two.) Amanda, we haven’t met yet; in fact, there is a good chance we never will. But I’ve been asked by the makers of Sky Mat to tell you a little bit about the purchase you are about to make. Yeah - you’re going to buy this anti-fatigue floor mat by clicking that little mustard-yellow Add to Cart button. But let me talk you through this first. Don’t worry - it will still be in stock when we’re done. First, Mike Tecku - the co-founder of this manufacturer - assures me that there is no finer anti-fatigue mat made anywhere in the solar system. From the correspondence he has sent me, I’m pretty sure he has checked this by personally visiting every place in our planetary orbit that could sustain life. Second, would you even be on this page at Amazon if you were not looking for a fine quality mat? Seriously, how long have been getting by with that cheap dog bed you bought at Costco on the kitchen floor, pretending it was an anti-fatigue floor mat? You’re not fooling anyone, and besides, it isn’t all that comfortable, getting all lumpy and wet. No Amanda, you came to this page on Amazon to find a decent size mat that would look good and provide a maximum of comfort while you cook your handsome family’s dinner, clean up after them and wash the dishes at the sink. So why buy this mat by Sky Mat when there are others available for sale on Amazon? I thought you’d never ask. First, if you’re a child of the 1950’s, you may remember the epic Saturday morning 30 minute TV thriller “Sky King” featuring Schuyler King, Penny, Clipper and starring, of course, Songbird as the plane. Well, Sky Mat is Sky King’s cousin. True Fact. Maybe. Second, you’re tired of wimpy little one-size-better-fit-all mats that barely cover the ground you need. This baby comes in a size to embarrass your next door neighbor with her tiny little postage stamp sized kitchen mat. I purchased a Sky Mat that is 70 inches wide, almost enough to stroll on. It covers that awkward distance between the kitchen sink and the dishwasher, eliminating those water drops on the floor that ruin the woodwork. Third, if I know anything about you, Amanda, and I don’t, I know that you want both Quality and Value. Summed up, that means nothing is too good for you unless, of course, you can get something cheaper at Walmart. But that involves driving over there and possibly having your car stolen from the parking lot. You can buy this elegant Sky Mat merely by clicking that yellow button, and feel assured that you are putting good honest Americans to work in the Sky Mat fulfillment center located just a few miles outside of Pumpkin Hook, New York. And you mentioned quality, didn’t you? Well, these mats are made to last. They are thick enough to provide standing comfort without being mushy, and none of us can stand mushy, can we? The material seems very durable and has an attractive appearance with a fine check pattern on the top surface. Value? I shopped all over for a w-i-d-e mat and this one from Sky Mat was the least expensive by at least $35. Heck of a deal and it came in a box that your neighbors will think is a 65 inch HDTV being delivered. In fact, put the box back on the doorstep and see if your neighbors attempt to “borrow” your new television from your porch. Anyway, Amanda, Mike Tecku - that Co-founder I mentioned earlier - told me that you would be looking at anti-fatigue mats here and begged me to post my review with the hopes that it would bring me fame, honor and possibly a spot on the $100 bill. Frankly, I think George McGovern has a better chance for that last accolade. Whatever. Click that button - - - Now! And do something about those neighbors, too.