Kirkland Signature Drawstring Kitchen Trash Bags

I generally dont write reviews (Im lazy) but I just used the last bag in the box, and I thought to my self god DANG this box lasted me a long time. 20 something dollars lasted me 2 years! So I wanna give props where props due. And I see a lot of whiney little Yelpin-a$s reviewers down below probably trying to scheme Amazon or Kirkland out of some dollars (this has become an industry in itself because Amazon will refund your money 95 percent of the time, very few questions asked), either that or these people live such miserable lives that they can even find something to b!tch and moan about in a ten-cent budget-brand TRASH BAG. In my two years of use I think I only had a SINGLE hole, and that is because when you poke something through a thin layer of plastic... IT TEARS! If you are that sensitive about the strength of your trash bags, then maybe go get a heavy-duty box.. they have existed since the dawn of trash-baggery and they are strong like bull. To hold me over I just bought a box of 20 far lower quality bags for 5 dollars at the bodega.. and people have the nerve to complain about the price being jacked up. Let me explain this to you: You pay for the convenience of something being hand delivered to your door. This way you can emerge from your mothers basement in your bath robe with Ragu sauce and your moms hand creme stains all over it, wearing socks and sandals, to face and not greet or even make eye contact with (forget about saying thank you) the delivery guy and receive your product. You dont have time to drive 3 miles to Costco and save 5-10 dollars. Then youd have to put on pants and maybe even take a shower. Aint nobody got time for that! You have dungeons to spelunk with your Final Fantasy 15 raiding party (seven underage virgins who look up to your as their elder- giving you the only confidence and sense of self worth you ever get to feel in life), let alone clean up all the Hot Pockets, Mountain Dew, Red Bull, and Tater Tots, once you have the bags in your hand! You are a busy "man"! Therefore its actually worth paying an extra 5 dollars to buy your desired product online. Besides, Yelp-ettes, your mom didnt give you that credit card for you to buy diaper-fetish website subscriptions and pay monthly MMORPG fees. She gave it to you so you can pay daily expenses and not live like the pig you know (not-so-)-deep-down that you most surely are. Rant over, Peace to the World and God Save Us All