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The Beer Belly Hidden Beer Canteen

$19.99
$34.95 43% off Reference Price
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Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make ...
By Peter F. on Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2017
Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make sure you clean it thoroughly, preferably with Iodine and flush with water after each use.
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Works - but with flaws.
By Roger E. on Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2016
Used this to sneak into a theme park - it worked, but not as well as I'd have hoped. The elastic bands are a little too stretchy and so it doesn't fit snugly against your body. Also the shoulder straps are a little close around the neck so if you're not careful you can see it if you're wearing a t-shirt. I actually wore 2 t-shirts to give it better camouflage. I also noticed that after leaving liquid in it overnight, it does leak slowly (not sure where from - maybe the seams) and can wet the carrying case and your t-shirt, and make it smell like liquor. The straw tube thing is also poorly positioned and you have to really tuck it in on the inside and against your body to prevent it from being seen as a lumpy tube rolled under your shirt - that makes it not so easy to access though. All that being said - It holds a good amount of liquor - and definitely gets the job done.

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Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make ...
By Peter F. - Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2017
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Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make sure you clean it thoroughly, preferably with Iodine and flush with water after each use.
Such an asinine idea but it works, it is funny, and it makes people laugh...so I fully recommend it.
By Shantastic - Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2015
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I mean...how do you review such an asinine product? It is a ridiculously stupid yet brilliant idea. I bought this for my brother in law as a kind of joke gift. He tailgates and goes to college football games several times a year and I thought it would be a great joke. He has tried it once and said it was fun and worked without leaking. I think it is a bit awkward fitting around the waist. But I guess what would I expect? It is more than a gallon of adult beverage hanging around your neck and disguising itself as a beer gut. The very premise of it is awkward. So, this item is as advertised. It works. It is funny. It makes a great gag gift. And I would wear it to a game just to get a laugh out of the people around me.
My X- boyfriend wore it both times he was a big built guy so it look like he had a beer belly when he walked in ...
By Amazon Customer - Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2017
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Did the job the two times we used it ! To a comic book convention and to get on a cruise !! My X- boyfriend wore it both times he was a big built guy so it look like he had a beer belly when he walked in the metal detector part and at the sign in desk the tub kinda came out but quickly fixed it ! Got a whole lot of cranberry vodka on the ship ! I wouldn't over fill it because it will leak !
Works - but with flaws.
By Roger E. - Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2016
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Used this to sneak into a theme park - it worked, but not as well as I'd have hoped. The elastic bands are a little too stretchy and so it doesn't fit snugly against your body. Also the shoulder straps are a little close around the neck so if you're not careful you can see it if you're wearing a t-shirt. I actually wore 2 t-shirts to give it better camouflage. I also noticed that after leaving liquid in it overnight, it does leak slowly (not sure where from - maybe the seams) and can wet the carrying case and your t-shirt, and make it smell like liquor. The straw tube thing is also poorly positioned and you have to really tuck it in on the inside and against your body to prevent it from being seen as a lumpy tube rolled under your shirt - that makes it not so easy to access though. All that being said - It holds a good amount of liquor - and definitely gets the job done.
Great for your health
By Jennifer - Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2016
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Super awesome. Bought this as a white elephant gift along with the wine rack. Everyone loved them. Fun gag gift that could actually be used to keep hydrated...
wasnt worth the money
By qzwxecynum - Reviewed in the United States on September 5, 2013
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The holster that holds the bladder was coming apart after trying it on, not even wearing it for 5 whole minutes. Once on and filled, the beer belly didn't really look like a belly at all but a misshapen lump, might be able to pull it off in the winter under lots of layers. When you move you can also hear the liquid sloshing about, like a lot. been busy and wasn't able to return it, but I would have had I the time. Now we use it like a poor mans camel back, filling it with water and just carrying it in a normal backpack. Do yourself a favor and just slip beers into back pockets and hoods, or even pay for them, cause this is a waste of money.
Two Stars
By Tyler F. - Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2017
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Makes the liquid taste plastic like.
the best and fun festival item
By georges le cunff - Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2024
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so stealth, reliable and funny ! but care, your body will warm up your mixture 😅
As long as they don't pay attention
By Ross R. - Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2013
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I have used this product a couple of times and it does a better job than I expected keeping beer cold. After pouring the beer in it took probably about three hours for it to reach a temperature that it is no longer enjoyable. My two biggest issues with it is that when you walk the beer inevitably foams up and expands the beer belly, which can remedied by opening up the cap to release the air. and lastly the apparatus does not do much to conceal the cap used to pour the beer into, so unless you are wearing an over-sized shirt, it is pretty noticeable.
Hilarious.
By Liam Twigg - Reviewed in the United States on October 9, 2017
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Bought cause it was on sale or something and hilarious. Kind of has a rubber taste to it and sits kinda weird. Would not work under a T-shirt most likely, that is if you care about it being passable or not. (security) would work great under a hoodie / bunnyhug I'm super skinny so I get a distended beer gut look while wearing it. Makes you irresistible to the ladies, and since it holds 80 ounces you might just have enough to share.
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