Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl; Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl! That's what you'll be when you buy one of these. Or the Duchess of Pearl, I guess.