Great to be here at the Chuckle Factory. Anyway, I went to the gym the other day. Lost a lot of weight… in my wallet! (Laughter.) Got home, my girlfriend says, "You don't look any thinner," and I said, "I will in a week, because with the membership costs, I won't be able to afford food." (Laughter.) And she said, "Why don't you shop on Sport.Woot?" (Resounding applause.)
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The key to getting in shape is choosing a shape and sticking to it. Like, if you start working towards triangle, don't give up when you're halfway there and go oval. It won't work.