Learning! PFFT! That stuff is for the birds! You know what else: I love birds. Anything that's good enough for them is good enough for me. That's why I'm buying these books. Why are YOU buying these books?
Ends on March 29 at 9AM CT
Education begins at birth. As soon as your baby is born, enroll him in a tutoring program. What's he going to do, say he doesn't want to go? Ha! He can't even talk, that idiot!