An iPhone Wrapped In Swaddling Slickwraps
"I'm going to get a case for my iPhone 5" is pretty wordy and awkward, whereas "I'm going to wrap my iPhone 5 in swaddling clothes" has a kind of poetic elegance. Whatever happened to the word "swaddling," anyway? Why has nobody ever swaddled us? We wanted to be swaddled! Did we mention these things glow in the dark?
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