What is lighter than a whisper, yet hits harder than a fist? What is soft enough for a baby to crawl through, yet heavy enough to crush a trailer park? What cannot be held in the hand, but can raise a welt on your friend's chest? It's air! Forget this fruity zen nonsense and start slinging pellets!
Ends on July 2 at 9AM CT
It takes a special kind of demented to say, "Hey, let's go out in the woods and shoot each other with little plastic pellets!" Just please use eye protection so we don't get sued, okay?