• Perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms, and mothers-in-law. Even the Pope could use this now and then. You'll like this more than bacon. 4 out of 5 grandmas approve. The 5th one can go Fk herself. Monks overheard saying loudly, "This really helps with that vow of silence thing." May not be useful in IRS audits... Do not insert into bodily orifices.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty