READ THIS BEFORE YOU CONSIDER BUYING:

Trailer is sold "AS IS" and WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, express or implied (including, without limitation, any implied warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose). The sale of this item is final and no refunds or cancellation will be permitted.

ALSO THIS IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR SHIPPING. You buy this, you're coming to get it.

Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way, please enjoy this tale:

A Tale of a Little Trailer

Once upon a time there was a little rolling trailer that could. The little Shirt.Woot trailer. He visited comicons in the Pacific Northwest.  Well, really just one - The Emerald City Comicon. But he loved it. He met new people and made them happy with Shirt.Woot shirts and crappy swag.

But then, all the shirt team ended up in the most odd place....Texas. It turns out that the little trailer was not made for long highway hauls by himself so he could not make the long trek to that southern United State with his new family. There was nobody to take the little Shirt.Woot trailer to any comicon to make people happy with cool shirts and crappy swag anymore. 

Sadly, the little Shirt.Woot trailer sits alone in a storage lot, sad and dejected.

We want to cheer up the little Shirt.Woot trailer by finding him a new home. And for that reason, we are offering him up for adoption (read: sale).

There are a few provisos:

1. We cannot ship him. There is no delivery. You must come get him and haul that little Shirt.Woot trailer away all by your onesie. He is located in the Seattle area (FYI: that is in Washington state). We will sadly wave goodbye with slouched shoulders and pouty lips as you drive off. Mortimer and Monte's playfriend will be greatly missed by all.
2. You will have to enter a shipping address at checkout but we will not ship him to you, we are just too heartbroken to do it. You must come get it yourself.
3. Hauling the little Shirt.Woot trailer requires a vehicle with a trailer hitch and appropriate towing capabilities. Remember, he's not built for long hauls.
4. You will be responsible for transferring the title and paying any fees associated with acquiring your new friend, the Shirt.Woot trailer.
5. You are responsible for insurance, licensing, and all other costs and liabilities of becoming a new trailer parent (see: owner).
6. Woot will remove all the Shirt.Woot identification from the trailer prior to pick-up. He will be returned to his mostly-pristine color (shockingly bright white) when you get him. He's ready to take on whatever identity you give him. Please keep us posted on little Shirty, we do want to see him thrive.
7. He's filled with Shirt...and Woot crap. You must take that, too, as much as it pains us to see it go. Our old backs just cannot carry it anymore.
8. His little lid pops up about 18-24" or so, so you can stand inside.
9. One side folds down and becomes a place to stand behind and sell things (like Shirts).
10. There may be some spiders inside, but they're friendly.
11. You'll also get a coupon for 14 free shirts from Shirt.Woot, of your choosing.
12. See the big, bold text at the top -- he's yours AS-IS with NO WARRANTY.

If you have open heart and an open driveway (or local storage facility) for the little Shirt.Woot trailer, he'd love to call you Mum and Dad. Or whatever you want. 

Please. Take him. Love him. Tell him bedtime stories. Kiss him goodnight. Keep him safe.

PS:  This is not a joke. You're getting a trailer. A real trailer on wheels. A trailer that you have to come get yourself. And you'll sign an agreement and a waiver when you purchase it. And we're going to take pictures and videos of you when you come to get it.