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It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?
This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
What can I expect when I open the box?
In this case: It's for your home, and it's one of those things that requires time to set up. So please make sure your kitten is out of the way and safe. We don't want anything happening to that little bundle of joy. It's all we can think about.
The fine print:
- This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the box:
- We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Made up specs:
- It's bigger than a shoebox in one direction, but not another
- But it also includes two things, so then the overall size is bigger than a shoebox
- Why do we use shoeboxes as a standard unit of measurement? Because no one uses breadboxes anymore
- Maybe some people use breadboxes, but we estimate that it's a very small number of people who do, perhaps in the single digits
- Anyhoo, this thing uses impactful words to describe itself, like CAPTIVATE and IMMERSIVE and BREAKTHROUGH and CINEMATIC
- It seems very full of itself, to be honest
Specs
In the box:
- We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Made up specs:
- It's bigger than a shoebox in one direction, but not another
- But it also includes two things, so then the overall size is bigger than a shoebox
- Why do we use shoeboxes as a standard unit of measurement? Because no one uses breadboxes anymore
- Maybe some people use breadboxes, but we estimate that it's a very small number of people who do, perhaps in the single digits
- Anyhoo, this thing uses impactful words to describe itself, like CAPTIVATE and IMMERSIVE and BREAKTHROUGH and CINEMATIC
- It seems very full of itself, to be honest
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3d 0h 0m 35.557s
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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