This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.

What can I expect when I open the box?

In this case: a lot of little things, all wrapped up together into a bigger bundle. We're sure your kitten would like to play with them, but we definitely do NOT advise that. Also, we still don't know if you actually HAVE a kitten or not, so if you just got a kitten and let us know, that would make it a lot easier to write these descriptions.

The fine print:

• This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
• There is just ONE of these items in the box.
• There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
• It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty