Fresh from our junk drawers to you! Your Woot! Locker will come with a myriad of items, most of which we just found lying around the office, or warehouse, or Latvian rummage sale. The only way to know what’s going in the box is to watch our Woot! Twitch stream on February 28 at 3pm CT. Is that a stuffed unicorn? Maybe. Is that a brand new Instapot? Could be. Is that an old empty can of Dr. Pibb? YES.

Questions (Because we know you guys always have questions):

Is this a BOC?  No. Did you even read that hideous gold box?

What do I do?  Watch the Woot! Twitch stream on February 28 at 3pm CT The price starts at a measly $50,000, and we will add something new to the box every 5-10 minutes or so. The price will go down throughout the stream until we get to a price that someone wants to actually pay for it.

When can I buy it?  It’s up to you to choose when and if to buy it. Do you buy now or wait to see what else might be added? Decisions, decisions.

What will I get?  Whatever we throw in there. Literally anything. Could be a sandwich wrapper, could be a new 100-watt receiver. Could just be the banana, until we throw something else in there. Remember, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.

How many are available?  There's only one available at this time.

Are you sure this isn't a BOC?  We promise this is NOT a BOC. That's why it's not called a BOC.

Will I get that big box?  No. We will repackage the items in an appropriate-sized cardboard containment system.

What if I just click “Buy” to mess with you guys?  See the orange box below. When you purchase, you get whatever is in the box. If you look at the Twitch Stream and see a single banana in there, that’s what you just shelled out for, you vainglorious putz.

Will I really get this in 2 days?  You'll get one little box via two-day shipping, and the rest a few days later.​ It's set up with 2-Day Shipping to ensure that people can't cancel.

Once I get it, can I return it?  NO. THERE ARE NO CANCELS, NO RETURNS, AND NO REFUNDS. CLICK THE BUY BUTTON AND YOU'RE GETTING WHAT'S IN THAT BOX, AND YOU'RE KEEPING IT.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item