Adult Tin Foil Hat

Not since Betty and Barney Hill were the first abductees of the Zeta Reticullans (the bug-eyed grey ones) in the 50's has human-alien relations been so stylish. Go ahead Mr. Man-in-Black government stooge! Just try to erase our close encounters of various kinds by zapping us with your satellite mind rays!  You can't for the foil repels all!

This Mylar hat fits most adult heads and comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to hold it in place. Why make hat after hat every day while your leftover roast beef lies exposed when you can wear this durable foil hat?

Tin Foil Hats for Cats (or Small Dogs)

Look, cats already look like they're scheming and up to no good. Protect your pussycat from becoming a government pawn through harmful mind control rays with one of these genuine tin foil hats in miniature!

Hey, your cat already barely tolerates you (scientific fact) so her opinion of you won't drop much more when you slap one of these babies on their noggin.

This Mylar hat fits most cats and small dogs, has a comfy felt lining, holes for ears, and is held in place with a high-quality elastic strap.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty